Plain Sarah Jane

*reaches for my brown paper bag labelled HOFFMAN*

HERE WE GO

Hide the existence of your identical twin for decades so you can do a stage magic act in which it seems like you teleported.

You know, you see these articles about the cumulating effects of COVID and it's really bad but locally you have to discuss with people that say "if it's an epidemic, there is no need for protection anymore".

You're 100% not fighting fascism on substack. I don't care what you think you're doing. But it's not that

White Panel Caps 🧢
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Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’ Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

I am begging comedians to understand that "Hitting both sides equally" doesn't mean you're avoiding politics. That's literally the opposite of what that means. If you host a late night show and want to "keep your head down," quit and make room for someone who doesn't. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

unsurprising that so many of these ppl faced “cancel culture” for anti-trans rhetoric. almost as if punching down at an oppressed group is an indicator that someone has a poor moral compass

Remember when Mark "Elbows Up" Carney removed countertariffs on the US a month ago as a "goodwill gesture" to "restart negotiations" and literally today Trump said again in 100% seriousness that he wants to annex Canada. Glad we softened him up with all that goodwill. Makes our Elbows look very Up.

there’s a plane! a pretty girl! maybe an island! those are the files you all wanted, right?

Jays fans!! 👇👇

The Venn diagram of people saying we shouldn’t feel good about one less fascist on this Earth, and those who will wear a poppy on their lapel in November is a dang circle.

Lest you forget? They hath fucking forgotten.

I said what I said.

The Venn diagram of people saying we shouldn’t feel good about one less fascist on this Earth, and those who will wear a poppy on their lapel in November is a dang circle.

Lest you forget? They hath fucking forgotten.

I said what I said.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Ford government says it will ban speed cameras across Ontario | CBC News Ontario Premier Doug Ford called the traffic enforcement tool a "cash grab" at a news conference in Vaughan Thursday. He said his government will introduce new legislation to ban speed cameras.

Doug Ford: cities can do speed cameras

cities: good, we will

police, schools, cities: speed cameras have now been shown to work and therefore will reduce deaths

Doug Ford: my friends yelled at me about speeding tickets so more deaths it is

quote about the apprentice being bad and getting canceled before trump was prez; www.hidinginplainsightbook.com for more info

From my book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, published in 2020. Thinking of it in light of recent fascism-entertainment news.

The same Jewel that performed at the 🍊 fûckface’s inauguration? <eyeroll dot gif>

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I think a lot of USians should maybe watch “V for Vendetta”. Might help them understand what is currently happening… (Spoiler alert: it is very, very bad.)

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth

You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Describe a single historical precedent for defeating authoritarians by being nicer to them.

Carney stole his policy book. So Pierre Poilievre is going full anti-immigrant ⋆ The Breach With Mark Carney co-opting many of the Conservative’s marquee policies, Pierre Poilievre is sharpening his pitch by scapegoating immigrants

Mark Carney has moved Canadian politics to the right. In response, Pierre Poilievre is moving even further right on immigration to distinguish himself from Carney

My latest, with Martin Lukacs for @breachmedia.ca, tracks this latest wave of immigrant scapegoating

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What's being "protected" is not "free speech" but rather the RIGHT for white men to be white supremacists in public without any criticism or any consequences. I hope that's clear.

Brain fog and four easy ways to help fix it It's common to become forgetful or mentally sluggish but there are easy ways to cut through the haze.

When a virus that commonly causes cognitive dysfunction has been infecting and reinfecting the global population for years but is simultaneously being collectively ignored this is precisely the kind of normalisation you get.

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Could not agree more!

all i know is that normalizing debate with fascists has only facilitated the rise of fascism.

It's been a gift to see all of the white people who are publicly defending that man. A true gift. They are offering you an opportunity to clearly identify your antagonists.

I just filed my claim, not because the 25 bucks is all that important to me or anything, but for the simple principle of "fuck you Loblaw's pay me"

I do not mourn the death of fascists.

The ven diagram of people who disagree with me, and who will wear a poppy on their lapel in November is a circle.