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the daughter of the buccal fat you couldn’t remove / Chicago / she/her
That is between me and my shadow.
15.08.2025 09:17 — 👍 67 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 1This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.
07.08.2025 17:10 — 👍 1133 🔁 341 💬 21 📌 6I’m just wondering why there’s a movie coming out this year called Ella McKay AND a movie coming out this year called Jay Kelly 😭
07.08.2025 14:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Six years ago, the final scene in Challengers took place.
04.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 59 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 7
Pedro Pascal posted this…this is seismic to me
02.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dominance of Potter on this list demonstrates one of the most important unspoken reasons people can’t abandon that ship, and it’s a tale as old as time: they’re too horny to do the right thing
02.08.2025 12:58 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1And we declared Ari Aster should be a bigger artist
02.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh so you’re saying she has bad genes?
01.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I hallucinated this
30.07.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people are just not very smart
30.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THIS is my multiverse of madness open.spotify.com/episode/3TWY...
29.07.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I cannot get over how no one in mainstream politics even disputes factual claims like this. Everyone admits that Israel is starving children and murdering desperate civilians. The only ‘debate’ is about what to call it and whether the motives of people protesting it are pure enough.
29.07.2025 00:43 — 👍 3535 🔁 966 💬 25 📌 19
Hitachi Excavator
For the hard to please lady
27.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 48 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
What am I, a BOY?!?
26.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eddington (2025) dir. Ari Aster
23.07.2025 01:06 — 👍 74 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0They always know what you did last summer, but do any of them know how you were DOING last summer?
25.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oomf initially gave eddington 3 stars, then bumped it up to 3.5, and then 4. I am having so much fun collectively processing this
25.07.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just realized my first cat died at the same time as the events in Eddington…
25.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning! Should I see eddington again tonight or tomorrow?
24.07.2025 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0noooooo
24.07.2025 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you seen the one where he gets arrested for disturbing the peace and as they’re putting him in the cop car he says “this is the price of justice”?
24.07.2025 05:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0another great day of being alive and thinking about Eddington (2025)
23.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what are we doing?
23.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
23.07.2025 00:54 — 👍 1005 🔁 187 💬 21 📌 3I don’t actually care I was just wondering 😭
22.07.2025 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay thank you, I figured they had at least one but couldn’t recall. Also the fact that he calls her rabbit is so heinous 😭😭😭
22.07.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does eddington pass the bechdel test?
22.07.2025 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Eddington is the manliest movie I’ve ever been obsessed with
22.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the only time I related to that character
21.07.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Follow for more eddington tweets!
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