Seattle Scientist

If they’re like the US they can just make money appear

This Toto Washlet bidet in our vacation rental, even on full blast, is like having the most gentle lover give you a rim job. It’s quite nice.

I made some sliced banana chips and roasted in the oven. They were too thick so they just kind of carmelized and got chewy. Not bad but I made so many I tried a peanut butter and banana sandwich and it was good but get this. I also tried one with mayo and banana and it also worked.

I have tennis elbow despite not having played tennis in 25 years

If you put the red pill up your butt you get like 90% more Matrix

Listening to Punkrocker (featuring Iggy Pop) by the Teddybears while taking my morning ibuprofen

So weird. I had 3 accounts immediately attack me for the question. I said I didn’t understand the difference with unchecked presidential power and all of a sudden all 3 responses are gone as well as my question

I’m curious why Biden didn’t release info while he was in office??

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll kiss $5 goodbye!

Only took 4 months to get our Lady Gaga swag from the very expensive seats we bout and we didn’t even get a cd. We got a fanny pack and a deck of cards. Wtf. This bish

Haha you thought dry January would last this month?! Hahahah

Why are you upset? Feel free to do DM me

Who wore it better? Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian or Briar Blush from Drag Race?

followed by Jeannie in whatever form she is these days

Dude. You’re my top 2 favorite people on here. You and Jack. You bring so much joy

Rupaul really promotes queer and drag culture through his *checks notes* candy crush clone mobile game?

It’s super great that even if Ds took back a majority everywhere they’d squander it and improve it just enough to make people vote against them again rather than radically fix any problems

Sometimes vertical is the only angle we can fish for. Sorry angler

I tried to nonchalantly cut the lime for gin and tonics and it shot into the floor

Dry January is pretty much dead

Oops 😼

Imagine being scared of an 80 yo dementia patient. The GOP are scared little bitches of an insane elderly man

Cool can we redistrict to add more dem reps in congress?

When my pets are so relaxed and sleepy and almost look dead I know they’re happy and safe

I feel like the seattle Seahawks fans in this bar are not properly pacing themselves for a 3 hour game

Costco was a madhouse today (more than usual) I wonder if people are stocking up fearing WWIII

It’s a reverse funnel system #ItsAlwaysSunny

lol. Several of the links to the scientific integrity policy of the federal government have been taken down during this noaa training on scientific integrity. Classic

Hey guys. It’s 2026. Let’s make it all about the butt

Everyone talks about Heated Rivalry and the gay sex but ep 3 was so beautiful and what I hope people would take from the show