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He’s borrowing Enver Hoxha’s line:

“Make Albania Great Again”.

22.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

19.09.2025 09:33 — 👍 19672    🔁 8194    💬 262    📌 768

Easy, just commit to addressing the back of the auditorium, where all the curmudgeophiles sit.

18.09.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy anniversary, aunties!

Thank-you for your example.

16.09.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Cold Butter; Frail Bread” could have been the name of a folk rock band in the late 90s.

05.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Misread the instructions: have jujube stuck in ear.

03.08.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least four of these people are named Braden.

29.07.2025 01:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bought one of those for my cat to hide in. Paid $72 on Amazon.

08.07.2025 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

04.07.2025 03:04 — 👍 13084    🔁 4594    💬 106    📌 204
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01.07.2025 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I enjoyed the last line the most: “He might want to ask Scheer and O’Toole what that looks like — and whether there’s any way to stop it.”

Weeks before the 2021 vote, you could watch PP sharpening his knives in his ads, preparing to gut O’Toole. I’d love to hear how that request for advice would go

21.06.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d call it a bolero jacket, but that sounds too woke. /s

10.06.2025 03:14 — 👍 138    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

10.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 23318    🔁 4905    💬 45    📌 64

So did we, but I grew up in the far north, so during summer break, that could mean midnight.

06.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the quote you chose, where Chantal Hebert said: “no future prime minister can be grey on the issue of national unity.”

I hope Brent Sutton presses that issue in the upcoming by-election.

22.05.2025 19:40 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

"foreign influence opportunity" is like "officer-involved shooting." A cop shot someone. Foreign interests bribed the president. Just say what happened!!!

12.05.2025 13:21 — 👍 282    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 1

Reminds me of Conrad Black’s love letters to the orange guy, when Black was seeking a pardon from him.

11.05.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You mean lampshade, or the other kind?

01.05.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“What’s that in the air?” I asked.

“Allegory”, he replied.

27.04.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You can pry this plastic straw from my cold, dead hands”.

20.04.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Spock, back from the dead

Spock, back from the dead

Republicans are afraid to share this

#HeIsRisen

19.04.2025 21:01 — 👍 820    🔁 128    💬 23    📌 8

Trump is a Executive Order away from having everyone kill all the sparrows.

15.04.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What does Poilievre mean, concretely, when he says he’ll end “woke culture” in the public service and the military?

In response, Poilievre dials the talking points up to 100 and then calls massive chunks of Liberal policy (crime, economy) their “woke agenda.”

15.04.2025 14:23 — 👍 342    🔁 84    💬 108    📌 55

I love hearing conservative outlets invoke the Kyoto Accord to reinforce their points.

11.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve watched White Lotus over my partner’s shoulder - about five minutes of every episode as I head to bed. As near as I can tell, it is is “suffering porn” for those who want to watch rich assholes get their comeuppance.

Am I missing something?

31.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The definition on Urban Dictionary has left me a little confused.

30.03.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stealing this.

22.03.2025 02:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we get away with euphemisms, like: “Donald Trump is the BEST compensator”?

21.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the “trusted news source” part that Poillievre and his ilk object to.

20.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This reminds me of “The Gimli Glider”. A 767 ran out of fuel over Gimli Manitoba in 1983, because of an error in converting the volume of fuel from imperial to metric. The pilot was able to glide to a decommissioned runway, scaring the bajeesus out of the kids riding bikes there at the time.

20.03.2025 01:39 — 👍 63    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

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