Ceviche Guevara

I was so good at the dentist, she gave me a plaque

Bottom trawling is horribly destructive to coastal ocean ecosystems, and deep-sea mining will do the same to the open ocean. #OceanFilm 🌊

Already tried to exchange the vehicle but next one had engine knocking, and now they say there's no trade-in or replacement option for a third vehicle. I'm stuck and need help—what can I do?

I bought a used car from Carvana, but it won't pass state inspection due to rust that wasn’t disclosed or visible before the sale. Carvana refuses to take it back because I'm past their 7-day return window.

Rusted undercarriage of car

Does anyone have experience with rust damage/warranties, or contract law?

Or find a better OUTLET for this ENERGY

Apparently there’s a new tik tok trend where kids are blowing school fuses by shoving scissors in outlets? I hope they are GROUNDED

I am not to be truffled with.

Seriously, keep truffles away from me

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Best part of WFH is PFH

Is Fyre festival a psyop distraction

Getting out of a meeting and my bt headphones moved to computer from phone so everyone heard the opening notes of “hot in herre” by Nelly lol TGIF

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth Renames Fort Moore to Fort Benning Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth signed a memorandum renaming Fort Moore in Georgia to Fort Benning.

So Def. Sec Hegseth changed the name of Ft Moore back to Ft Benning. As w/ Ft Bragg, they found another soldier with the same name to make it seem like they weren't just changing the name back to honor a Confederate.

But you should know who Ft Moore was named for. 🧵

www.defense.gov/News/Release...

Kirkland versus the world

Need Kendrick Lamar to write bars bout my ex (for the coparenting app)

WORLD
CHAMPIONS!!!! 🏈🦅

(of merican Football)

this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders

$5M to put his name on TV vs $5M spent on food, drink, and clothing for the poor would be an easy choice for him

Back to back double sacks

Out here pronouncing SZA like “scissor”

Birthplace of America ftw during the death of the untied snakes 🤷🏻‍♀️

"BigBalls," 19, held a call with SBA staff detailing level of access DOGE wanted, including HR, contract and payment systems.

Maybe the Eagles will win the superbowl so the city of Philadelphia can be happy while the country falls apart.

Bangers after bops, each interrupted by the Eagles fight song

Whomever in charge of the music for ShopRite of Aramingo… good job.

First they came for my tiktok,

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.