Skeletor Jesus

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.

Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

One of my favorite things about how things are now is that when I buy toothpaste it sometimes will be like “powered by A.I.”

Thanks for the heads up

Oh god what did they do

Damn sounds like he had a skill issue

You don't need to desire or like it, because effective tactics do not care if you desire or like them. Debating them does not work because they do not have any theory to disprove. The justification is not that other races are inferior, it is that they *hate* other races and you cannot debate that.

In fairness, we don't really have a national culture of forgiveness. I'm not talking about dumb cancel culture gripes but genuinely how we treat people who need correction. It's pretty savage in a lot of respects, and that reinforces natural bad habits.

An excel sheet: "thank you flash fill that is exactly what I wanted" The flash fill: Texas Utah North Carolina Oorth Carolina Lorth Carolina North Carolina Lorth Carolina loflh Carolina Worth Carolina Oorth Carolina Torth Carolina Sorth Carolina Dorth Carolina Wortl Carolina Sorth Carolina Corth Carolina Forth Carolina Morth Carolina Torth Carolina Modh Carolina

thank you flash fill that is
exactly what I wanted

Are nudes illegal now or did people just get bored of that shit? Cause I was around for that but got bored of it.

Hell yeah we're back on this website on the internet

!breakjuni 10 days from 100 days from 1000 days from -999 days from the day after the day before tomorrow

I will manifest my own hotness today.

god heineken sucks. Z tier beer.

I do the same thing, but it's just because I played too much Runescape as a kid.

Wondering where the second place gage dople is

Importantly, the number one unforgivable sin in the eyes of American foreign policy: land reform.

There's currently a refrigerator commercial on that is based around a parody of like a boss. What year is it

Wow you did a really bad job of making this the last thing you say about this.

Ever since the eternal september

If libs wanted people to buy that hamas is just going around killing babies for fun then maybe they shouldn't have maliciously lied about everything related to Palestine at every possible juncture leading up to this one.

Everybody knows that statisticsis all any how stuff that's unlikely to Halen never happens

Knowing live when it happens would be a thousand times funnier.

a fake headline titled "local bloke utterly obsessed by roman empire because he too would like to be destroyed by goths"

literally me

It's absolutely serene. A lot more horny, but serene.

Doing Polynesian laundry (forgetting it in the washing machine for several hours then forgetting it in the dryer for several hours)

Using 9/11 to shoot my shot