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haylie swenson

@hayliebswenson.bsky.social

Loves rats, pigeons, cockroaches, public libraries and pools, and DC, the 51st state. REALLY hates GenAI. A novelist with a day job and two cats, recently three. RIP Creature, I will love you forever. Repped by Heather Carr (Friedrich Agency)

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The German holidaye pastryes disappeared mysteriouslye --
Authorityes are prettye sure thei were

stollen

26.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.

The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.

25.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1350    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 25

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

26.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6596    πŸ” 1964    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 39
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The Brutalist Duo’s Next Film Has β€˜Zero AI’ Mona Fastvold says it β€œwas not required for” The Testament of Ann Lee after previously fielding backlash.

I will never get over how mad I was when I found out The Brutalist used AI after I already saw it. I'm cautiously optimistic about The Testament of Ann Lee but disappointed that the creators still don't seem to understand why using AI 'creatively' sucks and is bad! www.vulture.com/article/brut...

24.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m Being Driven Insane by Wicked: For Good’s Sex Cardigan Help.

I enjoyed this article before, but now that I’ve actually seen Wicked this feels like Important Journalismℒ️ www.vulture.com/article/im-b...

23.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Leaked photo of the scarecrow in the new wicked movie from TikTok. His face has a burlap texture. It cannot hurt you even though it seems like it

Leaked photo of the scarecrow in the new wicked movie from TikTok. His face has a burlap texture. It cannot hurt you even though it seems like it

Photo of a burlap background with text β€œBurlap - Free Textures / PowerPoint Templates”

Photo of a burlap background with text β€œBurlap - Free Textures / PowerPoint Templates”

Who wore it better? #WickedForGood

23.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this cat would make an excellent tattoo

21.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if your significant other ever catches you looking at them and says "what?", replying "A Cat May Look Upon a King" is an excellent rejoinder

21.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I really think this kind of thing is a bad idea, because who wants to start a relationship *with a doctor’s office* by realizing the first thing that happened in that relationship is that they tried to trick you?

20.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1103    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

Also never not thinking about Wolf Hall

19.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An oral history of Tom Holland's sensational 'Lip Sync Battle' performance The producers, choreographers, and dancers behind the "Umbrella" and "Singin' in the Rain" mashup explain how it came to be.

The backstory to the Tom Holland lip sync is such a repudiation of slop. So much human effort and skill and *rights clearing* went into creating something so many people love.

www.businessinsider.com/tom-holland-...

19.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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I edited out everything but the bamboo paragraphs.

18.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a window and saying her . Alt: Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth saying β€œHer?”
18.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

14.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6883    πŸ” 2523    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 298

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❀️

15.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14333    πŸ” 4878    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 97

Hold up

15.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7009    πŸ” 1815    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 447

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

14.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13358    πŸ” 5275    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 544

The joy of finally finding the right paint after months of sample hell versus the mortifying ordeal of it having a goofy name

14.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people are going to walk away from the Ghislaine Maxwell coverage with the impression that our prison system isn’t punitive enough but I’d say it highlights how most everyone else is treated with *deliberate* cruelty.

14.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2017    πŸ” 516    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 8

don't get distracted, every time Epstein comes up this ends up happening "well what about Democrats?" "oh let me expand at length about how much I'd enjoy hypothetical Democrats being destroyed for being dirty pervs!"

the real answer is "well the Republican President IS in the files"

13.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

10.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25809    πŸ” 6601    πŸ’¬ 492    πŸ“Œ 372

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

10.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15286    πŸ” 4128    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 207

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

09.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2655    πŸ” 2013    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 187

I support Plur1bus’s mission of giving an X-Files writer what appears to be a billion dollars.

09.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if you gave every person on Earth $122,000. Then imagine them, every single living human, lining up to hand that wad of cash over to Elon Musk. That’s how much a trillion dollars is.

08.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You only argue that kids should be exposed to this because you believe the children matter less than the tech

07.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a trillion dollars, and you are earning 5% annual dividends (10% is more realistic minimum) you are passively bringing in $135,000,000 per day.
Equivalent to an hourly wage of $25,000,000 per hour.

07.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

07.11.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12689    πŸ” 5534    πŸ’¬ 380    πŸ“Œ 491

Tangentially related, but I read this Calvin & Hobbes comic to my 7yo last night. Celebrate inefficiency!

07.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Much Is a Trillion? The 2009 budget proposed by President Bush weighs in at $3.1 trillion. But just how big is a trillion, anyway? $1 trillion would be enough to buy about 1,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies for every pers...

www.npr.org/transcripts/...

07.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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