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Mainly using this platform as Giants therapy.

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I am going to throw up and die tonight.

09.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry - I got all that, just was suggesting an alternate approach πŸ™‚ makes it easier to visualize starts and ends

09.09.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tile plot with fielding/starting positions per axis and shaded by frequency?

09.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeatedly saying β€œthe preseason does not matter” to myself as I keep seeing things that give me hope.

17.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that on before or after Winter Games Unlimited?

18.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Repeatedly saying β€œthe preseason does not matter” to myself as I keep seeing things that give me hope.

17.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what this would look like as a joy plot, still with one row per QB, but showing distributions of EPA per play

06.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have balls. I like balls

06.07.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid’ll be turning 2 as the season starts. Do you remember what age you introduced your kids to football?

08.06.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JJ Watt has got to be one of em

28.05.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s currently got the best name in the game?

25.05.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Odell Beckham Jr. on MNF against the Bengals in 2016 β€” absolutely cooked Pacman Jones with this move

23.05.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which team will have the highest W/L difference from last year to this year?

18.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, information leakage, a fly in any statistician’s ointment

13.05.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Thibodeau drawing up a play on the sideline as only he canβ€”by gathering his team around him and making tremendously loud construction noises while looking like he is experiencing medical death.

06.05.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 624    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

What do we have to do to get back to 16 games / 6 seeds per conference / top 2 byes?

30.03.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Devour feculence, Eagles.

14.03.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to post about the New York Giants in a completely healthy and normal manner on this website.

14.11.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate that play call on the Saints 2 pointer. Why cut the field in half, why have everything flowing one way, why limit yourself to one option that requires a perfect pass. Oh well

15.12.2024 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Boyle, SLINGIN' that thang

15.12.2024 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Giants QB has not thrown for a touchdown since October

15.12.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Through 13 games, the Giants offense has played with a lead for 29:56, less than one half of one game.

Sigh.

15.12.2024 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you as bothered as I am by the digital yard markings and numbers that broadcasts add during snow games? I think it totally ruins the aesthetic, not to mention they constantly cover the players, making the whole thing look like a weird glitchy video game.

14.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These guys are constantly breaking new ground. Not sure I’ve ever seen a team commit roughing in the middle of a successful FG to wipe points off the board and have to punt

08.12.2024 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just need a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score

24.11.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang the "NEARLY FORCED A KICKOFF SAFETY" banner

24.11.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just need a stop and a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score

24.11.2024 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we think the Giants will ever get their 2nd interception this season? It's been 39 quarters

24.11.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was some truly special stuff by Daboll and co. You can't cook it up much worse than that.

24.11.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even get worked up about another terrible penalty call

24.11.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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