you would get your shit absolutely rocked by 100 jackrabbits with the intelligence and coordination of human beings.
02.05.2025 21:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@akolyte01.bsky.social
hail libertas D - D - D
you would get your shit absolutely rocked by 100 jackrabbits with the intelligence and coordination of human beings.
02.05.2025 21:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This owl needs to stfu
20.04.2025 06:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0party of "traditional family values" suddenly expecting women keep their maiden names, I see.
12.04.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0snyder could never
10.04.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0restaurant profit margins are thin enough, but any restaurants that heavily feature coconut milk, fish sauce, gochujang, teff, berebere, cumin, sichuan pepper, avocado, black vinegar, chili crisp oil, cardamom, tamarind, or soy sauce are in for a world of pain
09.04.2025 04:14 β π 1179 π 219 π¬ 46 π 95Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
03.04.2025 14:11 β π 46773 π 11571 π¬ 1001 π 687DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione 1 hour ago CAH CNN Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty
Huh, weird
01.04.2025 22:43 β π 16326 π 6195 π¬ 123 π 225AI writes absolutely dogshit code and I'm looking forward to how much I'll be paid in five years to fix this shit.
31.03.2025 18:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Until recently Neutral Milk Hotel.
For some reason I thought they made, like, industrial goth music.
Then I heard them and man... so much worse than I expected. Just very much not my bag, not a slight in their musicality.
good afternoon to everyone except whoever designed the kick control scheme in dark souls
31.03.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A classic yin and yang taijitu, with one side labeled FUNDAMENTALS and the other labeled SCHMOVEMENT.
27.03.2025 23:19 β π 64 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1but I get an extreme amount of joy from stuffing delicious food into my face as fast as possible
27.03.2025 20:58 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0With the state of the world it's easy to feel hopeless. But remember that time I did a totally rad kickflip? Anything is possible when we work together.
24.03.2025 01:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obama swooping in just to humblebrag lol
24.03.2025 00:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You didn't include any misapplied social justice buzzwords in this post. Are you feeling all right?
24.03.2025 00:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gimmick Account In 2015: "I'm so glad people love my account dedicated to pictures of kittens wearing silly hats"
Same Gimmick Account In 2025: "Havana Syndrome Deniars are no different than anti-vaxxers. Let's stop pretending otherwise."
How did it go??
24.03.2025 00:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You reek of twitter brain rot
24.03.2025 00:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"
23.03.2025 16:58 β π 3307 π 554 π¬ 19 π 14Anyone have a theory for why Shazam was magic 5+ years ago but now barely functions?
18.03.2025 02:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy anniversary to my beautiful lady :)
17.03.2025 23:02 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I keep getting a book as described as "if Deadpool wrote litrpg" and I can ot emphasize enough how unnappealing that sounds.
13.03.2025 04:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Feel like I got monkey's pawed.
For many years I have been of the opinion that the US was effectively subsidizing Europe's defense so they could provide their citizens stuff like universal healthcare while we got jack shit but more bombs.
Now they will pay for their own and we still get nothing.
Depends on the friend, but probably pm
07.03.2025 22:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me before $6 old fashioned "no way what a steal"
Me after first sip of $6 old fashioned: "oh that's why"
depends heavily on the genre.
It's fallen out of style somewhat, but the original singles of dance music tracks often feature extremely long drum intros since they were intended to be used by DJs who could skip as much of the intro as they needed to to mix in the track.
A diagram labelled pride versioning A version number of 2.7.123 is shown A line pointing to the 2 describes it as βproud version, bump when you are proud of the releaseβ A line pointing to the 7 calls it βdefault version. Just normal/okay releasesβ A line pointing to the 123 calls it the βshame versions. bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admitβ
Itβs not wrong
03.03.2025 04:01 β π 250 π 64 π¬ 7 π 1you reek of twitter brain rot
03.03.2025 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just memeing. It's a crazy stacked lineup with a lot of names I wouldn't expect!
26.02.2025 14:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0