The Pain Merchant

Fair enough! I've always thought "The Queens English" meant more or less proper Received Pronunciation British English

Why was a Tuskegee airman speaking British English?

Threads is somehow worse than blue sky and twitter combined

Awesome, thanks!

imagining Elon Musk talking to a literal sex slave like "ah ha yes. hmm. have you ever seen the most epic of memes, Wojack? HA HAH HA HAHA!!!!"

Will there be a recording for us west coasters?

40 year old man who proudly refers to himself as a "chaos goblin" calling the cops on his door dash driver

Here's my AI trailer for me getting a girlfriend

Guy who wants to fuck his sister humiliated by guy who wants to fuck his daughter

Dá pra ouvir quando o fantasma do cachorro dele começa a cantar hello darkness my old friend

Ask not for whom the neet goons
He goons for thee

My name?

Tits assman

It's the kinda hot and humid that I'm going for my smoke and stroll in a tank top.

such an insane downgrade

Nintendo realized they just need to make something with the characters gamers want to fuck and it will get eaten up, regardless of anything else

There's some dumb writing in rifts but the coalition are very clearly painted as bad guys, c'mon man

panel 1: guy rushing in says "MY FAMICOM CARTS!! mouse is crushing them with a hammer. panel 2: guy, gathering cart pieces, says " how could you, these are irreplaceable." mouse says " dead world" panel 3: mouse says: artifacts of the dead world will weaken us panel 4: guy shouts " hey! " as mouse knocks over world of nintendo display kiosk. mouse says: I'm growing stronger.

Absolutely vile type of Mexican restaurant in the latest swan bow

the sex thing you are into: cringe, embarrassing, politically regressive, indicative of your fundamentally evil character

the fundamentally very similar but aesthetically somewhat different sex thing i am into: epic and normal

Canadian living in Britain referring to the Welsh as First Nations

Read it earlier this year, it rules so much

You’re a talented, intelligent woman. I thought an old dry leaf was a bird and started crying. We are not the same.

We are living again through the “first they came for” poem and we need to stop them coming for anyone and then punish. Our opposition party is spending this week writing hagiographies for a gutter racist Nazi mouthpiece of billionaires and trying to negotiate with them who can be liquidated.

I have a slavic last name with a very straightforward pronunciation but people always overthink it

Everything ia riding on this. Your big moment. Now to simply open Google slides on the presentation computer and– oh no, you reflexively typed in S-P-A-N-K-B-A-N-G and everyone saw fuck FUCK

still from Three Kingdoms (2010) of Cao Cao in Liu Bei's tent Cao Cao: To live in a time of chaos is a misfortune.

The actor the got for Cao Cao is so fucking good. Amazing expressions.

some oldies

The oldest I've ever felt is when I went to the blood brothers reunion and saw how extremely 30-40 everyone else was