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You cannot convince me that the makers of this pressure washer did not model their design on Mike Wazowski.

Someone's favorite Discworld characters can really tell you a lot about a person. In order, mine are:

1. Granny Weatherwax
2. Gaspode the Wonder Dog
3. Vetinari
4. Vimes
5. Rincewind
6. DEATH
7. Nanny Ogg

Much more telling than being an INTP

Dance cards were so savage.

I lived through the 80s and 90s but still cannot believe in a world where people actually managed to make plans without texting.

Reading Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett and can't stop thinking about this line: "When you've had hatred on your tongue for such a long time, you don't know how to spit it out."

Doesn't matter who the hatred is towards, you become accustomed to the taste.

This Starlight Express interpretation is excellent. #halftime #superbowl #usher

A leopard can change its shorts.

Just killed a spider with one of those tea bag tabs. It said "you are unlimited." Sorry little dude.

When did I switch from identifying with the teen in the movie to the old guy?

#theholdovers

"The future was supposed to have the boring jobs automated so that we would make art and poetry all day, but instead what’s happening is that art and poetry are being automated so that we can do boring jobs all day. Probably while an algorithm screams at us to do our jobs faster."

I like to be the least experienced one in the room just soaking up that sweet, sweet knowledge like a happy little baby sponge.

#womenintech

A scruffy terrier mix makes ridiculous faces trying to sneeze while a mini Aussie looks slightly embarrassed for her

A very good girl has a very good sneeze.

I can't think of many things that are more stressful than making sure you tell the right people big news in the right order so no one feels left out.
Getting engaged, leaving a job, etc.

Ooo the more posts than friends tipping point.

We need a bigger house so I can fit all our books and instruments and art and also what if we just lived out of a van that sounds totally reasonable.

And the dogs. But also have always somehow lived with a roommate that I needed to say this to.

I spend an absurd amount of my time saying "don't eat that" for someone with no children.

When making fun of generations, punch up, not down.

I am a millennial who can't type on a phone. Just holding out hope that blackberry is going to make a comeback.

Text reads 'Year of the Moribund Aardvark' on banners surrounding the Moribund Aardvark.

Welcome to the Year of the Moribund Aardvark.

Overheard a man say "all the men don't like her and all the women think she's interesting" and there is probably nothing he could say that would make me love this mystery woman more.

Give me the confidence of my dog growling back at thunder.

"You measured common sense with a ruler, other people measured it with a potato."
- Terry Pratchett, Making Money
Discworld #36

Just making sure that as I add friends on here, they know who I am.

Spelled out the word "queso" tonight because I didn't want the dogs to be jealous of where we were going.