Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc

I volunteer the Big Sandwich to the cause of science

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Tonight! In Whitby! Come and join us for a genial night of Halloween fun. I've got theories to share about 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'.

Many such cases

I'm dressing as a half-cut belligerent gobshite for Halloween and also the rest of the time

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and make sure to hit the like and subscribe button, this will help us spread our Colossal Wreck

Make me

Some of you never listened to What's He Building In There and internalised it's message and it fucken shows

About 55% of my woo-adjacent praxis is apologising for telling the gods to eat my shit and hair over some (occasionally misperceived) slight. But whatever man, fuck 'em. Haha. Lol.

Regarding my previous statements in reference to enacting theoretical violence upon ethereal anthropomorphic concepts (see; "Imma cunt-punt a fucken Norn" etc, ad nauseum) I would like to state categorically that obviously, that was just bants and I'm very sorry

(Please stop fucking with my shit)

I gots a satchel and in it are Items. A spyglass. A couple of spare lighters. A pad and a pen. Wetwipes. Some beach glass and a witch-stone. A pocket knife and a kazoo.

Those last two are probably connected some how but I'll be damned if I can figure out why

Star light
Star bright
Last star you'll see tonight
(That's a planet you cunt)

There's too many people in town and they are slorping up all the mobile internets. Those are my internets to slorp. Go home and slorp your own

Yeah, we'd love to but some cunt turned it into an air b&b

Um, I can do both. Git gud, loser

And?

My sister brought up the time a bunch of assholes turned up to "guard" a statue of Captain Cook in the arse-end of Yorkshire and I got to tell her how a rogue tweet of mine that wound up on the local Facebook page caused the whole thing, which was fun and a little bit affirming

Once again, reminding the Fates that they have genitals and that I am going to kick them in those genitals if they don't stop fucking with my shit

People were mad at jesus because he was right dot jpg

If we’ve had spaghetti westerns and ramen westerns, I think that makes the Witcher a pierogi western

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a sepia solemn white man holding a curious white baby. There is also a chicken sandwich in the background. The text reads, in large letters: Why were you born? In smaller letters the text says, "many couples think that heavy petting is safe. Not in orgies. There is great hope for you." Below this text is a wide arrow pointing towards a pyramid with a glowing eye on the top which is labeled luciferianism. On the far left of the arrow is labeled progressivism, moving right, It says socialism. moving further, right, It says communism, and then luciferianism. A totally logical progression to find in these books.

THERE IS GREAT HOPE!!!!
#ART

The video game industry has *already* been killed by rich failson assholes who don't know anything.

You can't look at the massive, industry-wide layoffs and armies of people fucked over in every single part of video game making, and think that its destruction is a future thing yet to happen.

The one where the city is stiflingly hot and Phoebe is on a date with a guy and his skin starts melting, ugly naked guy is green and wailing, ash falls from the sky onto Ross who is convinced it’s fossil dust, and could Chandler BE any more apocalyptic while he cradles his lost teeth in his hands?

Ta, might not be able to pick it up in the arse-end of Yorkshire, but I'll give it a go

Haha they put mecha-hitler in charge of content on twitter? Welp, guess that's on me for earnestly enquiring how Twitter could *possibly* get any worse

Same, but don't tell the rest of me.

I have no idea what commercial radio station I'm listening to, but we should kill them with hammers

If it's anything like Xbox the answer is buy a new one and curse Microsoft.

Internet friends, do any of you know of a least-bad FM radio station in the UK? I've run out of CDs that work and don't have access to digital at the moment

Some people are walking around with too many teeth in their head