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I’m actually gonna crash out why does my $7 shaken espresso have so much creamer it’s the color of creamer 😭😭😭 like please can we be consistent with our products

Calling women’s voices in protest against the violence we face every day ‘complaining’ is not only dismissive—it actively upholds rape culture. Speaking out is resistance, not whining.

I want the AirPods Pro but my ear holes are too small

Remember when we just had film canisters lying around everywhere, filling up junk drawers, holding teeth and what not

Dont forget rings divas

Yoooo i just saw the clip of her saying pop stars are too busy to be informed about politics 😭😭 Cardi B would like a word

I guess i feel like if you want the spotlight on you and you want to talk about controversial things; come with fully formed thoughts and opinions. Why does she keep saying out of pocket things that her fans have to clarify? She’s like 28 she should know how to effectively communicate

The baker urge to spend $300 for a pastry laminator and have easy fresh croissants every day 😭

Oh no i fear Chappel Roan is a relatively unlikable person 😭😭 love her music tho

I really wish Apple would allow you to organize your apps and widgets on your phone through a desktop. They could make it so easy but instead my little wiggly apps are a mess

So she dated this guy and she dated Matty Healy… hmm.

My dad liked this post

29 years on this planet and I’m still surprised at how short February is

Omg congratulations you two!! Beyoncé with an F!

I’m honestly so tired of matching clothes. Give me sets or dresses all summer. Set Girl Summer

Diva you do NOT need semaglutide to lose 20lbs. I’m gonna need yall to stop putting crazy shit in your body

I knew i had the Sunday scaries for a reason… it’s supposed to be cloudy and rainy for the next two weeks 😭

I have the Sunday scaries even though I’m off for the next 3 days 😂
The sun is finally out again and i dont want it to go down!!

I can feel my seasonal depression falling away today. It feels like I’m waking up from a long nap 😂

I think it’s about that time of year i binge on fig newtons then forget about them for another year

It’s a little late but hes got the spirit! 😂 happy Valentine’s Day!

I’m craving a glizzy rn

I have so many chores to do today but it’s storming right now and i can’t pull myself away from the window

My first dog as a kid chewed up my favorite stuffed animal. I’ve kept that little stuffed toy my entire life; really the only thing I’ve kept.
My little Poppy, my first dog as an adult, found my stuffed animal in our garage and is trotting around the house with it just like my childhood dog 🥹

I know right? I didn’t want to call them at all but i wanted a paper trail in case things escalate and i need a restraining order

Literally, and he started talkin all buddy buddy with me complaining about how nobody understands they can’t do anything and how annoying it is *for him* that he gets calls from women about harassment 🙄 i said “oh you’re jaded”

I just got off the phone with them and they were like “well it’s not illegal hes just weird”
The cop was so fucking rude about it he said “you invited him into your life”

I dont know what to do

There was a man i met at the beach when my job was shut down for covid, he said he owned a jewelry store and could hire me, it turned out to be some weird mlm and he started getting so crazy and aggressive towards me. I was able to shake him off but he just texted me a picture of my parents house…