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Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student. Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com

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Hell yeag!

10.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5728    ๐Ÿ” 3021    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156

Iโ€™m really not in favor of mass detention of people for alleged public safety reasons, but dudes like this really test that position

09.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastico

09.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone post the videos they watch to cheer themselves up

09.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

That crow piece is a steal

08.02.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At 05:00 today, russians dropped a glide bomb near a residential building in Kramatorsk, the State Emergency Service of Ukraine (SES) reports.

77-year-old woman was killed.

Three men, aged 40, 46, and 48, were injured. They sustained shrapnel wounds, blast injuries, and concussions.

08.02.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

โ€œIf you could make it three paragraphs without contradicting yourself that would be great.โ€

08.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to see it, Iโ€™ll miss you

07.02.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In Dnipropetrovsk region, a man was killed and four others injured in a Russian attackโ€ผ๏ธ

The Vasylkivska, Malomykhailivska, Slovianska, and Pokrovska communities of Synelnykove district came under fire.

Rescuers freed two of the injured from under the rubble.

06.02.2026 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Russians struck an animal shelter in Zaporizhzhia. Some animals were killed, others woundedโ€ผ๏ธ

People are rushing the animals to clinics.

06.02.2026 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Explosions in Kharkiv โ€ผ๏ธ

05.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best weather app hands down

05.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d give it a 5/7

05.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unbelievable

04.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4634    ๐Ÿ” 1615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

โ€œI have a specialized technical roleโ€

โ€œSo whatโ€™s your fursona?โ€

04.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s cool as hell!

04.02.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clap along with the chant or else you get the hose again

04.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Russians bombed the market in Druzhkivka, Donetsk region, with cluster munitions and dropped two aerial bombs on the city, according to the regional administration.

๐ŸšจSo far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.

04.02.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Three people killed, 11 injured in Russian attacks on Zaporizhzhia and the region, โ€” National Police

For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.

04.02.2026 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got it back in 911 dispatch, though that is a feminine-coded profession

04.02.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whew, got in before the cutoff

04.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Firebombing To Win, by Robert Pape, with a flaming dumpster on the cover, a book that should definitely exist.

Firebombing To Win, by Robert Pape, with a flaming dumpster on the cover, a book that should definitely exist.

Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.

Anyway, read theory.

03.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Be the change you want to see in the world

03.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t call it a comeback.

03.02.2026 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Skill issue tbh

03.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alternate universe where @kenwhite.bsky.social went to med school

03.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know ham is out but if I drop that on your desk would you at least hear my case?

03.02.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t be silent, world, please.

Itโ€™s โˆ’20ยฐC outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.

03.02.2026 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with long red hair is standing next to a boy and says " valar morghulis " . Alt: a man with long red hair is standing next to a boy and says " valar morghulis " .

Gonna whisper Mycelium Cerebrum in your ear with the intonation of Valor Morghulis

03.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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