Jed & the Talent

Every poll these days is like:

- Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39%

- The Democrats: 42%

Friday night Tequila Tweet: Fuck all my former colleagues who turned my former political party into a cult. Into a proudly stupid, authoritarian-embracing cult. Fuck their fear. Fuck their selfishness. Fuck their cowardice. They’ve done real damage to their country.

Olivia Nuzzi on Trump: Vibrant, alive Olivia Nuzzi on Biden: Hideously unnatural Pardon me for suspecting she's not on the level (July 2024)

I was right

Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday

I am writing this because it has swiftly become crystal clear to me that many people have no idea what is happening or how this works. Here is a thread for non-academics to put into context what just happened to Dr. Mark Bray, a fellow historian.

God, I hope this is true 🤣

“You have until Wednesday to swear her (Adelita Grijalva) in…or I will release your Grindr profile and your IP address. I bring receipts, bitch!”

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

at the end of the day at least we all know bluesky ISN'T a mass shared hallucination stuck in a weekly time loop that has been going on since 2020. am i right f̶̡̢̨̢̢̛̯͔̖͇̞̮̠̝͓͓̯͔͍͓̭̪̲̫͛͊͗͆͗̒̋͗͒́̚̕ő̵̡͎̮̝̻͔̘͕̈́̎̾̐̋͒̈̃͊̀͂̑̓̆̄̄̽̽̊̕l̶̨͉͓̼͕̭͊̍̆̆̒͗̊̔́̾̀͗ͅͅk̵͎̔s̸̨̙̮͔̹̝̬̟̤͉̗̼̘̼̟̖͓͕̳̋͊͛͐̍͆͌͐̀͒͗͑͆̌̍͝͝

Blanche said he didn’t want a “she said, she said” situation—but that’s exactly what it is. Victims said Maxwell sexually abused them and helped Epstein. Maxwell denied it. Someone’s lying—and it’s not the victims. DOJ should charge her for lying to federal agents.

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.

…wait, there’s no part 2?

I want an alternative to Twitter to survive and thrive I think it’s important for BS to grow as a way to offset or diminish the cultural and political impact that Twitter has.

This is why I care.

Somebody needs to make a movie like the Social Network about Peter Thiel.

Menendez Jr: They feel no weight of the law and no restraint on what they should be doing. And that was shown in broad daylight today when they not just arrested the Mayor of Newark but when they put their hands on two members of congress standing behind me. How is this acceptable?

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Did you violate OPSEC?

That is the question that should be asked.

And one they can’t spin.

Yes or no?

We all know the answer.

But make them say it.

I agree with every single word in this for only adults rant that Rick Wilson is saying. Every single word!

Very long 🧵 Please bear with me, I need to get a couple things off my chest.

I worked for a non-profit that provided educational services for children and young adults with behavioral and instructional needs. Think IEP’s, 504’s, home care support, behavioral counseling, school instructional aides,

This is important…

“For the record… Donald Trump did admit in his remarks tonight, explicitly, that Elon Musk is the head of DOGE…that will end up in court—because that is directly contrary to what the administration has overtly sworn to a federal judge.”- @maddow.msnbc.com

I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.

I’m heading to the Senate floor right now to speak through midnight to make it clear: we cannot confirm Russell Vought to the Office of Management and Budget. Tune in to C-Span and find out why…

Democratic senators will hold the Senate floor all night long in opposition to the nomination of Russ Vought, an organizer of Project 2025, to head the OMB.

What a dilemma for Tommy Tuberville.

He now has to say that Trump completely lied about the story where he had a whole conversation with Tommy about coaching Mahomes.

Or he has to lie and say that he coached Mahomes.

What’s a good cultist supposed to do here?

“Hi Chris, this is Jill from Newsmax-“ continues on to ask me to appear on a Super Bowl preview segment My response - “Hi Jill, thanks for reaching out, unfortunately I have a strict policy of not working with people who back autocrats and dictators, let alone those are at this very moment in the process of destroying the constitutional separation of power that makes companies like you own able to function independently, as opposed to be government propaganda, so I’m going to have to regretfully decline.”

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did