Four Letter Words

Agreed. It’s why we kept several vowels.

four costume glasses with noses

Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles.

where can you and I talk offline I have much to tell you

I hate ICE so much and want to tell somebody about all the secret plans we have going on. Isn’t there anyone who wants to hear them??

I’m pretty charged up because of woke drugs. You’re also into them right?

It’s about 2 a second and I think we can do better

YouTube video by YouTube Movies Minutemen

alternately

('Twin Peaks: The Return' ending with Cooper asking "What year is this?" and Laura Palmer's response being [screaming]

when you're one day late for a "Happy New Year" post and 14 years late for a "I'm still writing ____ on my checks" joke post and also you're not on Twitter because Twitter is long dead

remember to hold onto what matters most today: resentment of purchases.

I don’t subscribe to any popular notion of a tactile afterlife, but if you do, please imagine Roger Ebert going right up to Rob Reiner and continuing to lay into him about NORTH like it’s the only thing he’s been thinking about.

burningman63.bsky.social @burningman63.bsky.social Follow Rob Reiner and Wifey dead. Did he keep good on his promise to Trump? 7:13 PM • Dec 14, 2025

King Goomba @thebest80.bsky.social Follow Trump will be around longer than Rob Reiner. What has meathead done in the past 50 years besides cry on X? 6:53 PM • Dec 14, 2025 Everybody can reply

an old ad for Murad cigarettes showing an illustration of Santa Claus smoking on a rooftop

not so fast, Coca-Cola.

Netflix Wins Bidding War For Warner Bros. Discovery, Will Start Exclusive Deal Talks Netflix has emerged victorious with what appears to be the highest bid for Warner Bros. Discovery and the two sides are set to start exclusive talks.

the important thing is how much everyone at the top of this deal so very much loves the art of filmmaking and the history of film cultur—(I am murdered by an AI Stranger Things branded Animaniac)

MS Now Plus?

MS THEN??

BIG BLACK FRIDAY SAVINGS ALL WEEKEND on all of our vibes. And then continuing in perpetuity after that. They’re free, everybody. Free vibes.

sorry for the late notice but our offices are closed for Thanksgiving (our public-facing office is a P.O. Box and the United States Post Office is closed on Thanksgiving)

Brendan Fraser and Ernie Hudson in a scene from AIRHEADS, standing in Fox Tower Plaza, aka Nakatomi Plaza from DIE HARD

why did it take me until the year 2025 to notice that 1994’s AIRHEADS (I have recently purchased the unstreamable Brendan Fraser/Adam Sandler/Steve Buscemi/50 other people you can’t believe are in the same movie) classic (?) on DVD) was filmed at Fox Tower Plaza—better known as Nakatomi Plaza

this counts as marketing! we marketed! been on bluesky for a couple hours and we have total brand awareness!

yeah our exact-match domain name asked for like a billion dollars so we took out letters AND made it look like clever name-association. the point is, yes, nothing matters

Also, given the fact that our name is Four Letter Words, don't take the fact that we said the f-word in our first post as indicative that swearing is, like, our thing. It's not our thing. That was a coincidence.

Not going to say something like "Hello, Bluesky!" as our first post because that's fucking presumptuous. Like--oh, yeah, everybody was waiting for you, thank christ you're here.