Silas T. Bunny

I’m thinking about uploading some videos and becoming a proper influencer.

Let those sponsorship dollars roll right in.

Fun fact: If you space out at the grocery store, you can discover they still make single ply toilet paper when you get home. 🤦‍♂️

Why aren’t there more bunny emoji?! 🐰🐇 hardly covers it!

Over a month later, I see the typo 🤦‍♂️

Smartwatch high volume warning at 90 decibels.

This is so exciting! I want to learn to play music and just got maracas to shake! They’re so loud my smartwatch got involved!

I’m gonna need earplugs.

Your email finds me in a well. It’s a wishing well, so if this works out, I will be well again outside of the well. Wish me luck.

Waitaminute, now! When you humans say you have an “earworm” you just mean you’re thinking of a catchy song?! That is way better than what I had!

I got a bunch of prepper books with good survival information in them. The moment things go sideways, I’m going to start reading them!

It’s the best day of the year! Free candy! All ya have to do is obscure your identity and lightly threaten your neighbors! They won’t know what hit them.

I just had, out of nowhere, an uncomfortable realization. I have too many “fun facts” about myself. I gotta narrow it down!

Overhead at the battery store.

Employee: What can I do for you, boss?

Customer: Thanks, boss. I’m looking for a battery.

I’m pretty confused about the power dynamic.

I don’t know how bad this bunny is, but I don’t like anyone talking bad about bunnies. I guess this is just my way of saying it’s gotta be exhausting having opinions about everything.

I name babies on a sliding scale, based on how good the name is. You got a hundred dollars, I got a name worth a hundred dollars for you. You want a hundred dollars from me, I got a name that might land you in court.

Just a quick update: I am also not coordinated enough for this heat gun, glue gun, or the pile of pool noodles I seem to have acquired.

Who let me buy spray paint?! I’m not coordinated enough for this.

I’ve been crafting up weird stuff with reused cardboard all day. I love this stuff!

Can confirm!

I think about jackalopes a lot.

For the record no one has yet paid me to post on social media. I can neither confirm nor deny that I’ve ever been paid to not post on social media.

Why didn’t anyone tell me NPC didn’t stand for “nice polite child”?! I’m in so much trouble with the family next door, now!

Ohmygoodness! Have you humans been listening to music this whole time? This is amazing! So many instruments and voices! It’s all so good. So good. I might cry.

Sometimes I wish I was a hare. They’re so… regal, dignified, and unmesswithable.

They’re like the Angela Bassetts of lagomorpha.

You ever get the feeling you’re being watched like a hawk BY a hawk?

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh! Any day above ground is a good day! And I should know, because I just visited my aunt who lives in an underground house and that place is weird and smells like cousins.

I went to a wild animal rehab center recently. They had all these hawks and owls in cages. It was nice getting a closer look while not hanging from the business end of their claws!

Nice little 2 week break there. I am now, once again, back online for my mental health.

How will anyone ever know that I’m taking care of my mental health, and being my best self, by logging off and spending time in nature, if I don’t log on to post it?!

Is 1 AM too early for coffee?

Why do people from New York talk about the “5 burrows”? There are a lot more than 5! There were at least 10 burrows in my corner of the meadow.

I’m working on my social media muscles.