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A corgi looking mournfully at the ground

the face of a dog who bamboozled the humans into three dinners and is gunning for a fourth

Shabana Mahmood asked by Labour MP John McDonnell to "give me the assurance that no child will be placed in detention as a result of this policy"

Mahmood does not give him that assurance

Friday

“WE REMEM WILL BEP THEM”

Last Saturday we were pepper sprayed & my car was towed, but w many others, spent today at Broadview ICE. It was cold& rained. I gave others whistle kits & trail mix, others gave me gloves & a rain poncho. We shared rapid response info/tips& made connections to help this city more. Never giving up 💚

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Me when I send a "🤣" emoji

A gift of Lego pyramids is not just for Diplomacy Christmas.

Find you someone as happy to see you as the Egyptian Foreign Minister is to see the present the Danish Foreign Minister got him.

making a vision board. quote post unrelated

If you're at a rally

And there's a guy with a nazi flag

And nobody's kicking him out

...you're at a nazi rally

Quelle Surprise…

Distracted boyfriend meme; 47 is holding hands with ballroom, but looking back at Lincoln bathroom

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties

Five surprising Mary Berry facts we bet you didn't know

1. Mary trademarked her name which means there can only ever be one Mary Berry and all others are put to the sword
2. Mary calls her vagina Enid
3. She shot a man in 1993, just to watch him die
4. Mary released Casserolé (olé olé) a dance hit in the summer of 1983
5. She voiced Pingu over 3 seasons

My first teddy, called First Teddy. He’s missing an ear (and a face). His colourless eyes watch over me 😬😱💖

It feels as if he’s dressed as Russ Abbot dressed as Bowie 😱👹

Also I have flu (possibly related).

Last night I dreamt that Bob Mortimer was in love with me ✨

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

A reminder for UK residents

I was 11 in 1980 but due to the *insane* number of great songs, that’s when I properly became interested in music and started to develop my particular ‘tastes’!

Velma from Scooby Doo scrambling around on the floor of a spooky location looking for her glasses that are off to the side of the frame. Text reads "my subtitles. I can't hear without my subtitles..."

A president who can tear down 1/3 of the White House can tear down the entire White House. A president who can steal $230M from the treasury can steal $1T from the Treasury. We have both legalized and tolerated Trump’s crimes, so they will only get bigger.

Your dad offering cock tugs

Thursday

Wow the Greens got permission from the late, great poet Benjamin Zephaniah’s family for Zack Polanski to perform ‘British’

What an honour

Millions came out for the last #NoKings protests.

These will be even bigger.

They want to scare people into not showing up.

Show up. Exercise your Constitutional rights. Be in community with all those who believe in democracy.