The Hell Curve

My line cribbing from Churchill was better (if Trump ran for ruler of Hell I'd cast my vote for the devil) but what this fails to grapple with is Satan only punishes the wicked.

in China Musk would've been executed at least 5 years ago

Doogie Howser was in Starship Troopers

so cool that the richest guy is trying to create a violent fascist memory culture from whole cloth

Guy posting about how we need to defend our great and noble heritage, the only one which can produce works of great art: *turns on another episode of Family Guy, the seventh one he’s watched today*

average european conflict over the past 1000 years is like “[french king] declares war on [french king] over claim to [italian speaking territory] based on their shared great great grandparents. both raise army of peasants consisting of 30 mutually unintelligible dialects

None of you read books none of you know anything and your political project is to destroy the past and the future. You think the American people are a great mass of useless serfs you can suck all the wealth out of.

American culture is Marvel movies and McDonald’s. Your champion is a senile business clown who eats hamburgers and spends all day watching TV.

A giant skeleton man made of skeletons with shades reading DANCE OR DIE holding a fiery disco globe in his skeletal fingers.

Groovelord Neato.

lol when that new Marvel fighting game announced yet another bullshit character I never heard of (the personification of the Danger Room) I thought "and where pray tell is Krakoa?"

The anti-trans propaganda push is one of the best examples I know of real-world disinformation in action.

Didn't expect Marty Supreme to have the same opening as Look Who's Talking.

live look at Matt's brain

Ask and you shall receive

if these people had to provide three citations each time they referred to the behaviors of the left, journalism would be over. There would be no more journalism

A guy who seems unaware of both the Lost Cause and the Southern strategy gets paid six figures to push out this drivel. He frames the Trump admin as responding to the 1619 Project but the 1619 Project is the response! The Trump admin actions were and are a re-entrenchment.

“Be safe, friend. Don’t you dare go hollow.”

the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Image of SS concentration camp guards surrendered against a wall. Three are standing and two are holding up their arms. Armed US soldiers in the foreground. Word bubble from further right SS guard: You're gonna get in trouble for that!" Kneeling US soldiers in foreground with word bubble saying: Okay.

We are going to need so many trap doors.

The one good war crime.

6-10 beers and a bag of spicy chips

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

Hmm something fishy about this building that sustained significant structural damage and was gutted by fire…maybe Israel is behind it?

WTC7 truther is the biggest tell that a person doesn’t know anything about 9/11.

Bizarre to platform him after he got brutally framed-mogged.

Tyler Austin Harper on twitter: I’ve spent the last year working on a story about the Mellon Foundation, the mega-wealthy private nonprofit that has a monopoly on humanities funding in America. The article, about how Mellon has held the humanities hostage to its progressive political ideology, is out today.

hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization