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They definitely have done some depraved stuff to the coke freestyle machine

07.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s prob so spicy you need 3 glasses of milk

04.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to walk into the surf and you won’t be seeing me again

04.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like how are these guys in charge of anything

03.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I couldn’t remember who posted this gem, my bad

03.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re approaching this being real

03.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 298    🔁 49    💬 5    📌 2
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A good rule of thumb is never vote for a ceo or a general

01.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Multiple generations of video game men have decided movies have to be video games which means there are no more movies

01.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goldberry gave Bombadil the strap on the regular, right?

01.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[while being dragged into an unmarked van by a husky 39 year old proud boy]

01.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m Hakim and I’m here to say
We’re looking for sensible bipartisan solutions everyday

01.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Straight Out of Ideas

01.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhaahahaha you fucking loser chump wimp loser

01.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

here thou beholdest even in a dumb brute, the instinct of the knowledge of the demonism in the world

01.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 92    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 6

When he wrapped the cheese around the hot dog I gasped out loud, eyes went wide

01.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if that kathy griffin decapitation video had happened now, instead of during trump's first term, trump would see it and think he had actually died. i think that would have been neat

30.09.2025 04:27 — 👍 314    🔁 35    💬 8    📌 3

Good morning folks!

30.09.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One healthy thing we could teach ourselves and anyone who would listen is that cruelty is the lust of the weak.

It's the opposite of strength. It's the weakest shit possible. It's the kind of weakness that threatens you, your future, and your kids in infinite ways your brain won't let you imagine.

30.09.2025 10:01 — 👍 206    🔁 57    💬 2    📌 1

Gosh should have stayed off the grid

29.09.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was pretty much off the grid in a cabin in the Highlands and then kept my phone off for the rest of the week except for GPS, did I miss anything while I was across the pond?

29.09.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was my stage name back when I was dancing

29.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think we don't need to look at how revolution is used as an abusive dynamic that denies human dignity and causes long lasting mass microplastics poisoning, you are the proverbial Mormon idiot 💚

28.09.2025 08:40 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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That guy is wearing Vans, these are biggest cosplaying thugs in the world

22.09.2025 07:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. No!

20.09.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is “we need a centrist that only wants to gas the gipsies” German in 1938

20.09.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely giddy I got this on vinyl

20.09.2025 17:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In modern versions of Clue, Mrs. White was replaced by Mrs. DEI

20.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

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