@itsnotbread.bsky.social
Hi! Make of me what you will
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16.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't need to be exposed in this weather. I'll just admit, that yes, I don't enjoy those ICE mfers
16.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There was a time when potato chips didn't have ridges. You don't hear old Norwegians whinging about that. We progress as a species and move on.
16.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought The Police did Murder By Numbers?
16.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It seems the Seven Nation Army lost a few battles.
16.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's Angus and Bon circa '77
15.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A well placed "calm down Sparky (or slugger)" makes them twitchy.
15.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How would a sleeping trump have handled that? 🤔
15.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump would have been asleep and had a backwards 'Wilson' on his face. Sad.
15.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because damsels in distress always wear masks in 40 degree weather. Standard procedure.
15.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
These ladies know what's up
youtu.be/k-pDBP9PGN8?...
15.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Any time a politician says "common sense solutions" or similar, you can immediately ignore and save yourself the time.
15.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
15.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 7032 🔁 2563 💬 702 📌 259
Stand back, I got this
15.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You cannot reform this.
Burn ICE to the ground, piss on the ashes, and salt the earth.
Then build a professional agency with standards and accountability to accomplish the critical mission they were supposed to be doing.
Not sure it's a critical mission as it was only created in the post-9/11 hysteria. The rest I'm on board with.
15.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My name is Donald, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
10.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0I knew a public defender who said cops lied under oath so often that it was known as 'testilying' and everyone at every level knew and expected it.
15.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 92 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 2I knew a public defender who said cops lied under oath so often that it was known as 'testilying' and everyone at every level knew and expected it.
15.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I'm peerless which presents a problem.
15.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was it Rick again? Dammit Rick.
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15.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hold on, I got this
15.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 276 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Well, yes... and no. I will attempt to explain in this thread.
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This is how Die Hard started.
15.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darwin Award committee has him on their "people to watch" list.
14.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Potential Darwin Award nominee!
14.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Newspaper ad for THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) with a pull quote that reads “The perfect Valentine’s Day date movie…”
35 years ago today THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released in theaters and the pull quote it received on this newspaper ad has never been topped.
14.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 615 🔁 175 💬 16 📌 25
