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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

lol it’s this guy

This is what Bluesky TOS had before Jesse Singal joined then suspiciously disappeared with no explanation by the way

A charitable interpretation of this is Aaron and the rest of the Bluesky team think their users are stupid morons who don’t realise what is being done.

Blight Club is ready

Did you ever see that quake 2 ai tech demo? It was an fps with no object permanence and it was hysterical. I can only hope the xai project is equally as funny.

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

@ai-rights.bsky.social has added you to the "ai racists" moderation list

I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis

The image is the robot from Chrono Trigger saying "Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny the first step in making any piece of art"

Those plus that hideous Madonna post.

I open a lemonade stand. One million trans people patronize my lemonade stand. 6 Nazis show up. I make them all Lemonade Kings. I call in the National Guard to turn fire hoses on the trans people. Me and the lemonade kings all laugh. My name is Jay and this is smart business. You wouldn't get it.

THE PSYCHOTRON

THE PSYCHOTRON

this is our cracker barrel moment

what does the "a" in acab stand for?

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

Someone needs to start collecting cassette copies of In Got We Trust, Inc and see what people taped over the B Side.

I've said this for years but I've not got the means to do so

Before these fucking idiots came into power the world had to wait for War Thunder forum posters to leak so much classified shit.

Idk if you'll believe that the reason they want this merc back in lockup is cuz he threatened the woman who made a documentary about him & his buddies doing a cartoonishly inept coup attempt who posted her $2M Manhattan apartment as his bond in exchange for holding onto his crypto but it is lol true

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI. A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14 By Tyler Cowen

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office

BBC: a cute old photo of Jane Goodall (RIP ape mother) above a headline reading Dame Jane Goodall revolutionized our understanding of our closest primate cousins I do know "dame" is a title of English honor and nobility I'm just pretending not to, to bait the Brits

OMG BBC she was a SCIENTIST not just some DAME

The Bluesky staff trying to engineer some kind of mass exodus to non-Bluesky AT Protocol instances is too funny. Challenging people who abandoned a major platform very recently. They don't need to be loosely tied to this platform. They are the exact sort to fully abandon the whole thing

Fuckin autocorrect man

You could just ban singalong anyways even if he doesn't technically violate any rules because he sucks shit and people hate him and this would be a better website of he wasn't posting.