I used to have to walk a mile from the T station to get to the school where I was teaching and on pretty much every walk I thought about getting hit by a car so I could have hospital time instead of teaching
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The important items just keep getting smaller. Itβs so scary
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Okay I was wondering if it was that or you somehow found an amazing collection of rocks outside haha
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Where did you get the rocks? They are all so perfect
17.04.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not the coloring pages!!!! Hahaha I genuinely love everything else, the scribbles of different colors is really speaking to me.
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Our kids think we can do anything which is quite a compliment when you think about it
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I sang the first verse of Itβs Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas to my 4 yo in December and then he sang similar but different words and then he said βyour turn, Mom.β He thought we were both making up a song about the upcoming Christmas season
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But when theyβre melting down bc theyβre hungry and youβre offering their favorite foods theyβre like wtf no and ????????? There is so much tasty food out there it makes no sense
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I donβt understand what they want to eat (my kids, but also yours, and everyoneβs). Like it IS A MYSTERY and it shouldnβt be this way
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I have been thinking about this a lot but would love some ideas of what to do with my friends to live life together. Iβm a SAHP to a 5 yo and 1 yo for context so there are many time and financial constraints which I know you get
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Iβm having the exact same experience (finished season 1 Saturday night) and YES I am so tense and I saw the same comment on Reddit and was like π«€
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Heβs SO SMART AND CREATIVE like Lucy heβs truly so impressive
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Doing laundry for a family of 4 in the winter is a lot, like what do you mean I just matched and folded 30 pairs of socks π΅βπ«
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So many PARENTS donβt think this. The way some people in my local moms fb groups talk about their kids is appalling to me.
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Is she 16?
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