Sam Martinez

(I'm an Animal Crossing girly now.)

It's Friday, and Tom Nook has the nerve to ask me to do more work?

I feel like he was more "badass" when the show was airing, and watching for the first time now was a different experience.

Oh, I didn't feel he was that redeemed in his world. Maybe by the audience, but his entire family hated him, and even Jesse was like, nah, do the harder thing and kys if you want to die. The only people defending him by the end were the Nazis. I actually want to go read some OG reviews because

I would have been OK with that! I don't think it needed to be fully closed up because of the cancer. But taking out all of the white supremacists was a good option, too.

Well, any other way would be unrealistic. As opposed to the rest of the show. 😂

Yes. Perfect show. No notes.

Breaking Bad is a show about how men will do *literally* anything but go to therapy.

I *just* added that. 😂 Poor kid doesn't have any real adults in his life, and people have the nerve to say he's annoying.

I actually liked Mike, but, welp. And I do not get the hate for Junior, considering he's the only one without a fully developed frontal lobe, and none of the adults in his life act like adults.

We're very close to done. Walter White is a stupid bitch. The only characters I semi-like are Skyler and Jesse. Skyler usually is right at the end of the day, but she's not honest with herself about her complicity. Jesse is good at heart but mentally unwell and can't get out of his own way.

New Englanders might not be able to merge, but none of you certainly know how to act in a rotary.

It's so easy to forget Mike is, like, one step away from a serial killer. Nice guy.

Back into it after not watching for a bit. Why is Walter White the way that he is?

Things people repeat about themselves and what they actually mean:
"I'm brutally honest." = "I'm an asshole, and my opinion is always unsolicited."
"I'm not nice, but I'm kind." = "I'm mean."
"I'm an empath." = "I'm the worst person you'll ever meet."

I basically got an A+ in therapy last night and will be riding this high for at least the rest of the week.

A lot of people are stuck on the annoying extrovert angle. Not enough of us are talking about how many people on an airplane are on (often legally prescribed) drugs at any given moment.

The expression is from the Xanax, Nancy.

My husband and I each picked an activity for our anniversary today. Jav was dying to try out his new clubs, so we went to the driving range first. I chose to introduce him to the New England tradition of candlepin bowling, and he came around to it. We had a blast. 10/10 highly recommend this date.

Trump administration: We're going to take everything you have to pay back your student loans.
Also the Trump administration: But we want you to have babies. Here's $5,000.

trying to arrange a meeting between jd vance and my neighbor with the wind chimes

As a dog trainer, I'm VERY cautious about what I say about dogs and the people who work with them online because all it takes is one wrong word, and you'll hear from 70,000 people whose minds can't be changed. So, all I will say is, this 100 percent tracks for a rescue person.

Hell yeah. Proud of my alma mater for once.

It’s so quiet in Madison Square Garden I can hear Spike Lee’s knees…

Next bad reality show on my roster is Surviving Paradise. The "surviving" part is basically camping. I love it already.

This is why I love reality TV. You can't convince me this isn't a comedy.

Jesse Pinkman is getting on my last nerve.

I encourage folks to think of literally any other name you could call Greg Abbott without using ableist language. It's actually really fun. I'll go first: white supremacist piece of shit.

Not the autism mom Tesla!!!!

She's based out of one of the major hospitals, which probably makes it worse, but, yup...