Keals

Tomorrow?!

Wearing it in the Mar-a-Lago bunker while planning more elementary school bombings.

We Will be Greeted as Liberators™️

WASHINGTON, Feb 28 (Reuters) - Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine are monitoring the U.S. operation in Iran from President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, where Trump is currently located, a person familiar with the matter told Reuters.

Jesus Christ they're running the war from Mar-a-Lago

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There will be a letter sent by Schumer and Jeffries asking politely why Congress wasn’t consulted a little.

I don’t think anthropic could have come out of this looking better if they tried.

TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we

DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!

Someone call up The Hague and let’s get to work.

“He must have a good reason”.

He think this is going to help. Rally around the flag? Fat fuckin chance.

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

And so far, all evidence points to him being right about that.

You can just say things.

Guy who dodged the draft his entire life then called service men and women suckers and losers wants you to know that sending your children to die is a sacrifice he’s willing to make.

Or is this the war that’s gonna make him suspend elections?

President of Peace requires that you call the Nobel committee immediately and recommend him for next year’s prize.

Honestly I read this more as “I need to keep up the appearances of thinking I could do a third term, otherwise I lose all my power long before this term ends.” He hasn’t done the math, but his advisors have and that’s why they’re on 11 right now trying to ram horrible shit through.

Like he’ll live that long!

Said another way “there’s a fuck load of money involved and I think I can manage the situation”.

Isn’t this what authoritarians do? The designate winners and losers based on who bends the knee.

Can you put a Canadian on the Supreme Court?

We are so shocked.

GOOD. They stood up to him and this is all he’s got.

That means definitely.

We must all lower our standards - our oligarchs can not do without a fifth super yacht with a helicopter landing pad.

If you’d stop drinking lattes and start drinking floor sweepings, you’d save a ton of money.

This is the result of having people kiss your ass and lie to you all day everyday. You believe your own hype while 3/4 of the country despises you.