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Uncle Dion

@uncledion.bsky.social

Teacher. Toy Collector. Cook. Way too old to still be watching wrestling.

86 Followers  |  222 Following  |  196 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  2.2517

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Our government is just that guy in a hot dog suit.

06.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rogan has reached a point where he physically looks perpetually exhausted by his own bullshit.

06.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to be more like The Sopranos. Every next episode preview was Tony yelling at a capo, cut to a body thrown off a dock. Next episode it’s just Tony yelling about cannoli and the body is some random dock worker who OD’d on drugs he bought from Lil Paulie.

06.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just voted for four more years of the San Antonio Spurs!

04.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neo Know Nothings strike again

03.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a crowd of people watching a wrestling match in a stadium with a sign that says us army ALT: a crowd of people watching a wrestling match in a stadium with a sign that says us army
01.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Neo Know Nothing Party strikes again

29.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never drive a Volvo.
(I have no idea where I would even obtain a Volvo.)

23.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Her eyes are so close together they’re making my eyes closer together.

21.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to train when I was younger. First time my ear touched wet armpit hair I decided to just watch.

17.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Journalists who write trash like this are WAY more expendable to AI than any educator.

16.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Banger

11.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More Republicans will hate watch this than will watch the goofy alternative show. Halftime Show makes record viewership.

09.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s absolutely adorable that anyone thinks a Republican would EVER be held accountable after re-electing an insurrectionist.

08.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So we are going back to the times before the Pendleton Act?

04.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually Romantic is Not Like Us for Middle Aged Women.

03.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you post a picture of a boar’s mammary glands?

03.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Warrior Ethos:
I will always place the mission first
I will never accept defeat
I will never quit
I will never leave a fallen comrade

It’s been around for a while. It’s not something he made up. He’s just using it to try and sound cool. He’s not.

26.09.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our strong independent journalists have had 5hrs to name this fool yet he still remains as anonymous as an ICE agent. Not seeing too many viable alternatives to MSM despite online claims. @meidastouch.com

26.09.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a new york shirt sits next to another man on a couch ALT: a man wearing a new york shirt sits next to another man on a couch

Alleged murderer

25.09.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The remote is Apple TV size

19.09.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strangers with Candy got weird

10.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When reporters at Bloomberg (or anywhere else) are downsized I will not feel sorry for any of them. Headlines like this are why.

04.09.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with an afro is wearing a gold necklace and earrings and is talking . ALT: a woman with an afro is wearing a gold necklace and earrings and is talking .
30.08.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room . ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .
16.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no MSM. There is only state controlled media.

15.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so hot that I just saw the paleta man getting high on his own supply.

12.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything I know about her has been against my will

05.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It just went form 73k added to 72,999 added. Good work!

02.08.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Brooke chose today to dress like the North Korean News Lady

01.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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