Jen

(Or worse, how much isn’t…)

I’m now wondering how much of the unbuildable crap I get across my desk is AI

(Me that is- I’ve been added to loads of blocklists recently whilst mostly posting about cats and motorcycles 🤷🏽‍♀️)

Blocked for the thought crime of following the wrong people (unless they really hate cats?)

Always- she’s locked in a perpetual battle between her hatred of her cat flap and her hatred of being inside with people

Oh God, that has Dora’s name all over it

What do you mean that’s your work chair says a black and white cat

Also Benny:

How dare you have rubbish gutters which can’t support my weight?

Black and white cat sat on a keyboard

I’ve got two deadlines today.
Benny:

Oh, I’d love to go back to Venice and probably the most enjoyable time of year to go

I like the M&S Marmite and cheddar sandwich despite never previously liking Marmite. I’m glad to know there are limits.

Dora just used the catflap 🙀🙀🙀 (no photos because she looks half drowned and angry)

My wine definitely has notes of something or other

Pink nosed moron

Benny (an Idiot tbf) thinks that if people keep voting for dogs in wigs then it is a totally unfair system for cats who have dignity

I held onto my iPhone 12 mini for years after its battery started to give up. I have small hands* and I am in vehement agreement with this article.

* I bet they’re average sized for a woman 😒

Dora has voted (then growled at herself in the mirror and huffed off)

That’s some proper skill and adaptability

As a New Forest resident, the pigs are the worst - at least cows, donkeys, ponies etc are above bonnet height

You’d do a lot better than some of the people they could promote from lower down in the peerage

The person I need to complete the task for 😬

I have a “do this or be sued” task to finish and some exceptionally good gossip about a former employer (and occasional current rival) that I want to share with someone… 😒

He’s never been happy….

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s a yellow Ducati 996

(Although it’s not yellow so he’s wrong)

I’m pretty sure I was told I only want a multistada V4 RS

Dora tried to insist Benny and I slept on the sofa the other night but didn’t get her way. She’s still quite angry about it.

(It’s not even my actual postcode)

Oh, those guys. I always pick my answers at random. They thought I was a property developer for ages…