Jen

You don’t live here

(Yes the carpet is as hideous as the photo makes it appear)

How dare you etc

I think I might be very very drunk

Long torbie Maine coon

Looong

Torbie Maine coon is doing her best to occupy an entire sofa

No room for any stupid humans on this sofa

A week of asking the kitchen company to stop calling my husband (who is ridiculously busy) and call me instead. Have they done it? Don’t be silly…

Brainless.

Dora dislikes the attention so would prefer international Daphne day

Ruler of all she surveys*

*but only because Benny is behind her

Never called back about the property I was interested in - I only know it sold from Rightmove

I have one which calls me once a week and has done since I asked to view a house (which had sold that day) on the same day I sold mine in March….

To be honest, I would take that over coming back to work to find my colleagues did nothing while I was away

Torbie Maine coon disapproves

Back to her usual crabby self

So, as a Surveyor I am a 2, but as someone who owns a small Surveying business and employs me my husband is a 3? Winning work and employing people makes you a lower class?

Benny is very stressed by house move stuff 🙄

Least glum in a week

I salute her realising she can’t get back to our old home from here and therefore the most sensible thing to do was stay put

Dora had a little escape out the kitchen window

Angry wagger seeking comfort in her new environs

Today is the 7th anniversary of Dora coming to live with us and she has celebrated by pooing on the carpet (in fairness it is a horrible carpet) and then hiding somewhere

Dora is frightened of everything about this house 🙄

And then your accountant phones to check you didn’t miss the deadline…

So far Dora is not a fan of moving house

Must! Cause! Chaos!

It’s important to celebrate the good things in the world and Dora being in the mood to accept fusses is one of the best things

Fantastic Four was ok but I spilt ketchup on my trainers

Dora says she’d never

Oh I love that (although I must note my heavy stone bird bath was broken by a 6kg silver Maine coon)

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