💫Too Gay to Function✨

When I was a kid, seven people died from poisoned Tylenol, and that was enough to prompt regulation overhauls and widespread changes in product packaging to prevent further deaths. Seven.

Not sure why seeing this article about people killed by driverless cars reminded me of that, but there you go.

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Have a sensational day, my friends! 💚

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“Welcome to the 2024 tech showcase! We’ve got the plagiarism machine, a car that doesn’t work, and fake money to scam people with. If you’re looking for an update to our ‘find things you want on the internet’ product line, I’m afraid we had to cannibalize it for the plagiarism machine.”

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I favor propping up capitalism with robust public services and an egalitarian redistributive welfare state.

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If you used BetterHelp before, they probably sold your data. There's a class action lawsuit you can join and hopefully get some compensation.

www.siskinds.com/class-action...

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@tapdancinghippo.bsky.social

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