Paul Murray

This was on a jeep type car. May have been a Merc.

I used to see PEN15 on the M11.

Mitchell and Webb pitched the Kitten Stomper to the Dragons Den.

I've known children to have a food touching obsession, but never an adult.

Unless you're a ventriloquist.

Don't call me Shirley.

Trump travels to Texas after floods kill 120 and leave 160 missing The US president and first lady will visit Kerr County, where hard-hit Camp Mystic is located after deadly flooding last week.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...
Trump travels to Texas after floods kill 120 and leave 160 missing - BBC News

As if they haven't suffered enough.

Yes, very happy.

#booksky

#booksky

Same as getting a drink out of a Vogon - stick your fingers down their throat.

The most disapproving of all the Pharaohs was King Tut.

The judge told me not to wear shorts again in case of more accidents but I have anyway so now the ball is back in his court.

Where's the acoustic coupler?

Keep ringing mountain rescue to help me but my nearest What3Words are “Sorry False Alarm” and “Genuinely I’m Fine”

Glad I could help.

Shouldn't the captions be whatever the target audience reads? If you were speaking Latin your captions would be US English for a US audience and British for the UK.

My sister keeps shouting 'Please get on the bus!' & 'Stop complaining about the beach!' I think she may have Tour Reps Syndrome

The BBC did a brilliant radio serial too www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

I expect it will turn out to be that China is using an army of people to provide answers rather than using computer power.

Slump test to see how thick the concrete is.

Name and shame!

I wish there were something in the picture to give scale; it looks like it could crush a single grape, but I expect it to be larger.

Big or small?

First had access to an ICL 1904B via 50 baud modem in about 1974.

I what they found to say that was offensive about that cuddly, one eyed twat?