Katy Moon

and we put parmesan in the pangrattato obvs because why wouldn't you

PANGRATTATO

Nearly time for me to eat one of my all-time favourite dishes for tea. Sausage & kale orecchiette with pangratto. Banger of a dish.

He's a good boy! And a handsome one to boot, even if I do say so myself.

a small, very cute dog is sat to the left side of the photograph. he's wearing a dark blue harness and a dark green collar. he is sat on a strulch bed next to some rhubarb that's not long been planted. in the background, it is very verdant and green, and you can make out what appears to be a tree, but it is in fact a sunflower. it's massive.

ernie's concerned that liebour are coming for his allotment, so he's standing guard, just in case.

Where can I get a Zwift blimp

I HAVEN'T MADE ANY OF THESE NAMES UP. Genuine people riding the Tour de France right now*.

(*apart from Sylvie, DNF)

Other good names include:
Evita Muzic
Amber Kraak
Silke Smulders (this one is either Bond or Marvel)
Ella Wyllie
Sylvie Swinkels

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is eating a piece of chocolate . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is eating a piece of chocolate .

See also: Lotte Claes.

two men are standing next to each other wearing blue and red sweaters . ALT: two men are standing next to each other wearing blue and red sweaters .

But there is a rider called Nienke Vinke, so there is that

Like, where's the colour, the humour, the food, the châteaux, the stuff about the riders that is *interesting*... No wonder people switch off if you're not giving it the A List treatment when it comes to breadth. It's Le Tour!

*Love* how the commentary on the TDFF tells me nothing about the scenery/location etc. Even when not much is going on (it's a bike race, that's quite a lot of the time), they still just talk about riders and the race and... it's the Tour de France. It's a travelogue.

fuck me, Ernie sleeps the whole time we're out, or if there is just one of us he's like "cool, let's just chill out" but both us in at the same time? SHENANIGANS.

WHO DID THIS, MY MUM IN THE 1980S?

DRIIIIIINK

Shout out to Condor who took on the insurance assessment, and to Laka who handled the claim and got on top of getting me a new bike as soon as the assessment was official.

OMG MY NEW BIKE IS ON ITS WAY

Might take a few days to get here, but IT'S COMING.

Here he is

I used to have a giant stamp (remember paper??) and I had sellotaped a little picture of General Zod's face on to the handle. I'm sad I didn't steal it when I left.

Were you carrying one of these????? No???????? Then you only have yourself to blame!!!!!!!

aaah perhaps you are right!

SRAM, you could have picked ANY picture of Jonas. Any of the THOUSANDS.

Do you have to go to a ceremony? My colleague had to drive somewhere really fkn random to attend his!

like, no offence, but has your mum ever met you in person? because Our Survey Says

('I barely knew her' etc etc)

Gloucester?

We also have an allotment and are regularly seen popping back and forth (we don't have a car!) with all manner of tools, the hori-hori being one of them. Our one has inch markings on it is as well, gotta know how deep that stab wound is.

I know exactly the type of "dagger" he was carrying as we have the exact same type. You can drive your tools around no questions asked, but god forbid someone WALK.

Saving yourself a whopping £3!!!!!

I spy @adambecket.bsky.social on that there telly