Katy Moon

Craig is such a NERD that he knew it was a T-Rex hosta just by looking at the picture (which I identified as from Farmer Gracy because I am also served ads for them!)

The frontage/window display of a shop called DUMP STORE.

Found a place for your boyfriend

a man with a beard and tie says it 's the circle of life ! ALT: a man with a beard and tie says it 's the circle of life !

And then upchucked it into a canal shortly afterwards...

Whoa there it was a chamomile mole, so it was well chill, quite sleepy, very ethical

OMNIVORE February 2026 White onion, Roscoff, shallot, pumpkin seed Sea lettuce, chestnut, artichoke, bergamot Langoustine, chamomile mole, yellow beet Zeeland flat oyster, sardine, coffee Today's Vegetables, herbs, fruits Turbot, nasturtium curry, razor clam, cydonia Pike perch, porcini, smoked herring, salsify Crab, mussel, saffron, trout eggs Quail, rosehip gochujang, Szechuan, chicory Jerusalem artichoke, sunflower, Belgian caviar Honeynut, uchiki kuri, yuzu, chile Yellow beet, Bee pollen, sake Drunken bear

Right, this was everything I ate.

Obvs the dead thing that was escaping from my plate came after this. It was quail, with gochujhang, chicory... Really nice. Shame some of it ended up in the Amstel.

GREEN THINGS (actually about 25 separate vegetables in this one dish)

Boobular wine

When we walked in to this section of the kitchen, the cooks all chimed in with a hearty "Welcome!" in unison. I knew at that point we'd be blown to smithereens. Fucked.

We did get invited in to the kitchen to flirt with the staff and eat 'snacks', the least stressful kitchen I've ever been in, my own included

This was a plate of vegetables that we weren't allowed to eat

Served water in a hand-blown glass that the bottom of which, upon reflection, looks like a willy with the skin folded back.

Two gummy bears, sat atop a small beige plate. Innocent enough but, as the French say, très dangereux

The final 'wafer thin mint'

Won't lie, ate so much I did a bit of a sick in a canal. MONEY WELL SPENT.

*I* am a dinosaur. *This* was prey.

DINNER!

Hey everyone, look at this chicken. For sale in Flying Tiger.

A photo of the inside of Gollem in Amsterdam, showing loads of beer bottles and and extensive range of beers listed on various chalk boards. It is dark, wooden and a bit dingy.

Props to the American woman who walked into Cafe Gollem to ak if they sold, specifically, Prosecco.

URGH Ernie is the same! Snoozing away, yet if you try and take a sneaky pic HE KNOWS ABOUT IT and moves accordingly.

Yeah she did alright, 3rd time lucky and all that

OTD 1982

Birds can be very dramatic. Saw this guy just sitting in a tree, chilling out.

MORE TRAIN MORE TRAIN MORE TRAIN

Had this dessert, got the tram, walked over a canal (shock!) to the rijksmuseum, and now I am in a hotel, sat in my pants, and I cannot stop hiccuping.

It's like bloody masterchef over 'ere

Bouillabaisse alert ⚠️

AWOOGA AWOOGA

A fish thing! A pumpkin thing! Too many ingredients!

Photogenic? No! Tasty? Yes!

This, by the way, is where I'm eating. In a big greenhouse, basically.

Oh, I know I'm in for a treat when there's this much cutlery