Lynx

The good thing about having a blonde beard is people don’t notice when it starts to become grey

owls are not real

Turns out it was a “new feature” that was enabled by default…

Now Windows randomly set itself to dark mode while I was afk. When I switch back to light mode it goes back to dark mode after 2 minutes. What the fuck, Microsoft?

Teams got a redesign as well now, this new bright blue hurts my eyes

People complain about Starbucks having too much sugar instead of just ordering something without sugar

YouTube on desktop now has the ugly ass mobile app design, I hate it

Still haven’t watched the new V/H/S, call me fake fan

I wish musicians would stop using AI for music videos or "visualizers". It makes them look uncreative.

True, but I think they rarely subscribe to Apple Arcade

Apple Arcade used to be cool, nowadays it’s just a collection of trash.

If you talk shit I will call you out for it, no matter if you are a random person in the grocery store or my grandma.

Panos Cosmatos needs to make more movies faster. I need it!

I hope J&J sues the US government

I feel like a plastic bag

I read the news every day and every single time I am glad not to live in the USA.

iOS 26 made Siri even more useless. It can’t even set scenes in my Home anymore.

Who thinks in words? Sounds like weak shit.

I watch horror movies for sexual inspiration.

just got a 2XKO invitation, hell yeah!

Remember Boris Johnson? Remember how we thought the UK can’t sink any lower?

Sometimes I see things that shouldn’t be there. Only for a brief moment. When I look again it’s gone.
Is this the beginning of my madness? Have I read too much Lovecraft?

Pay 100 bucks for Amazon Crime so you still have to watch ads and still can't listen to the whole music library.

I do not believe in a free market.

Trump wants imperialism back and whoever fails to see that should not be allowed to vote.

That means I don’t say it.

I use "American" like a slur.

I wish there was a version of Discord without advertisements.

Using Siri daily just to remind myself how hard Apple fell off.

Jack Links is lowkey the worst beef jerky I have ever tried.