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Mr. Beans

@marcusthegun.bsky.social

When i go camping, it's in tents

46 Followers  |  191 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.6334

Latest posts by marcusthegun.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just ate a bean

14.04.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My nut is sacking and my ass is cracking

12.03.2025 11:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Asking my munchkins for a blumpkin

04.03.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I strap in to shit

27.02.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah

25.02.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush

23.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just rubbed one in

21.02.2025 14:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grandma got run over by a train, dear

20.02.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hugh hefnards

19.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haven't sprung into action in a while. Might change that.

17.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just engulfed a crispy bread. My winter yield has been plentiful. The tides are turning for little old me

16.02.2025 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a city girl. Born to man the trebuchet

15.02.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you as a grown man sitting down criss-cross applesauce feeding me grapes while sensually calling me "my liege"

14.02.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My house was built on the remains of a penis enlargement clinic and none of the ghosts can fly because they keep getting weighed down

12.02.2025 12:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Turns out sir Lythander doth not have a jaw carved in stone. He is born of lies. He hath been mewing

12.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lifting in the morning is so much better than lifting in Randy's bedroom gym at night

12.02.2025 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got husky. Growed larger.

11.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck it, feeling juicy

11.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck can you not do drafts

11.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to regenerate the drafts

11.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Already have porn bots following me 👍🏻

19.11.2024 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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