Just ate a bean
14.04.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My nut is sacking and my ass is cracking
12.03.2025 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Asking my munchkins for a blumpkin
04.03.2025 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I strap in to shit
27.02.2025 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hell yeah
25.02.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush
23.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just rubbed one in
21.02.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grandma got run over by a train, dear
20.02.2025 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hugh hefnards
19.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haven't sprung into action in a while. Might change that.
17.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just engulfed a crispy bread. My winter yield has been plentiful. The tides are turning for little old me
16.02.2025 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just a city girl. Born to man the trebuchet
15.02.2025 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why are you as a grown man sitting down criss-cross applesauce feeding me grapes while sensually calling me "my liege"
14.02.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
My house was built on the remains of a penis enlargement clinic and none of the ghosts can fly because they keep getting weighed down
12.02.2025 12:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Turns out sir Lythander doth not have a jaw carved in stone. He is born of lies. He hath been mewing
12.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lifting in the morning is so much better than lifting in Randy's bedroom gym at night
12.02.2025 11:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just got husky. Growed larger.
11.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck it, feeling juicy
11.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck can you not do drafts
11.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Time to regenerate the drafts
11.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Already have porn bots following me 👍🏻
19.11.2024 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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