Christina, mother of spiders

FEMA funding will not be granted to pro-BDS areas | The Jerusalem Post The condition applies to at least $1.9 billion that states rely on to cover search and rescue equipment, emergency manager salaries, and backup power systems, among other expenses.

This threat to withhold disaster relief from states or cities that boycott Israel is predicated on the lie that there are any disaster relief funds left.

Cosplay Noem spent it all on outfits and vacations to fuck her boyfriend in strange and new places.

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Air jaws, but it's just me throwing goldfish crackers in the air and trying to catch them in my mouth.

When my son was little I couldn't picture him at 25. I was a little sad I wouldn't have little him but it's so true that each stage is great. We too drive each other nuts - also in a good way. LOL!

Wall of weathered boards with black chalkboard taped to it. It says, "I will always wonder who you would have been".

CW: Loss, anniversary of loss. Happy heavenly birthday, Andrew. Hard to believe you would have been 22! I do wonder what you would have been like. What it would have sounded like to hear you & your big brother laughing in another room, your interests, music. We wish you were here. We love you. Mom.

my favouritest lines, ranked:

8. Line dancing
7. Chorus lines
6. The Maginot Line
5. discipline
4. If women were boogers, I’d pick you
3. Parallel Lines by Blondie
2. you talking to me?
1. the one I did off my French teacher’s boobs on the exchange trip to Nîmes in 87*

*merci beaucoup, Mlle duPont

Three bananas individually wrapped in plastic on a metal wire shelf.

brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon

One of Nazca line geoglyphs in Peru. The spider. Image is of the desert from above and the line drawing of a spider carved into the ground is visible.

Bob pondered the strange lines and thought, "Well, there are a few turns and straightaways. Might be able to get a Chevy or Dodge around those weird tracks."

As Bob stood there in his Earnhardt shirt staring forlornly at the strange lines in the desert he realized he had misread the brochure. These were not the NASCAR lines.

Can save money on obedience school

Two Huskies sit staring out two windows. The blinds are open on one, closed on the other.

no one ever likes to admit that one of their kids might be smarter than the other

YouTube video by Raised By Owls How Gojira Wrote 'The Art Of Dying'

Mario is fantastic! This reminded me of a fav video. Raised by Owls is a satirical/comedy death metal band that also creates some comedy videos. They poke some fun at the metal scene. This one is about "The art of dying" and what it may have been like creating it.

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YouTube video by Gojira Gojira - Stranded [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

I'm feeling some Gojira right now. One of my all time favorite songs

Gojira: "Stranded"

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I think lounging on the couch with my pants off whilst munching on a Big Mac is the perfect way to spend Sunday afternoons, no matter how many times this IKEA security guard tries insisting otherwise.

This day in history. 1498. Christopher Columbus discovered Trinidad or Tobago they should make up their minds.

A dollhouse-sized McDonald’s occupied by 2 frogs as cashier and customer.

“Do you want flies with that?”

If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?

She refers to herself as “me, myself and I” which would be funnier if each of them didn’t have a separate personality.

got kicked out of another cheerleading team tryouts for ranting about the objective case “WHOM do we appreciate”

asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy

Just found out that all five of the dentists think I’m a fuckin idiot.

:(

Something something 90 Day Fiance

Screenshot of an ad for an app on Instagram called Bumpy, that reads "If you're single, and you think your looks are the problem, maybe it's not. Maybe it's your location. Maybe in your place, nobody wants your type. But in a different country, they're exactly what you're looking for. Try bumpy now."

At the "algorithm is suggesting you try moving country" stage of singledom

the art of war was up all night studying me

Buff tailed bumblebee on echinacea purpurea

Good morning sky-folk, have a great #InsectThursday 🌱🐝📷

#Bloomscrolling #BugSky #Nature #UKWildlife #EeastCoastKin

How can you bring children into a world where new bags of potato chips are half empty

You wake up in your nest. It was all a dream; you have no idea what a “shitpost” is. As the concept of a “banger” fades from your mind, you look at your brood mate. It's 150,000 BC; you're a Silurian Lizard Person. It's time to build the pyramids.

YouTube video by Hawaii News Now BREAKING: Tsunami warning issued for Hawaii after M8.7 earthquake off Russia

I hope all in the tsunami zone stay safe. If anyone is interested in what's happening in Hawaii I found a live news feed. Please evacuate if you are in the zone. Better to go and it be no big deal than risk it. I've had to evac for surges from hurricanes. Worth it

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Somebody never heard of foreplay

Bit into a popsicle and got instant brain freeze so deep I forgot my middle name and briefly remembered being born.