Christina, mother of spiders

I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘏𝘢𝘵 𝘖𝘯 is my favorite song about insulting someone who has dandruff.

YouTube video by Jonasquin If Stayin' Alive Had Been Written in 16th Century

In 1577 Stayin' Alive would definitely be something to sing about. What with plague and all lurking about. Great cover!

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YouTube video by HEALTH HEALTH :: BURN THE CANDLES

Baby, wake up! Health dropped their Conflict DLC album!

You will love one another

Health: "Burn the candle"

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God: I need a few more animals for that patch of land close to the bottom there.

Angel: All we have left are the ones still in development.

God: Perfect. Toss in those venomous ones, too.

Angel: Even the one with the duck face?

God: Empty the lab!!!!

If a door closes, find a duck named Jean-Claude and run away with him.

I have work I need to do, so here are some first run films I saw this year as MST3K screencaps: 🧵

Hallmark really misrepresents your chances at falling in love with a secret prince

You will be visited by three spirits.

You will be visited by three spirits.

( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง vs ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

Time to set Walk on
up new health Lego pile
insurance plan barefoot

I'm so sorry. The whole insurance situation is infuriating. They've even made it so difficult to get Medicaid to help out. Anything that could help gets taken.

Thank you for this! You bring so much positivity and light!

Right? I have to choose between the plan I have that goes up $600 or a plan that goes up $300 and cuts most of my network. They say they are offering this to make it more affordable and helpful. Sure Jan. It's still more than my mortgage payment was.

Why are there 3 plans with a monthly premiums $1 apart and no difference in coverage?! What is the difference? Gah! For the love of all that's holy make it simple! Not even going to discuss the cost. Sigh.

Just having a prof who explained the concepts made a huge difference. I have ADHD and being told "it just is" doesn't work for me. Just being told "why" changed my life. I began to actually love math. And yes, the tutors are also a huge help.

( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง vs ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

Time to set Walk on
up new health Lego pile
insurance plan barefoot

I'd rather have more fries.

One of those ice monkeys in a hot bath in the snow with the pink face and the cool gray hair from Japan it's a cool monkey just check it out

When you discover that you've already blocked someone who definitely deserved to be blocked:

Surprised Target doesn't carry t-shirts that say:
VENI VIDI VICHY
(I came, I saw, I collaborated with fascists)

The prize is more fries, isn't it?

Five Guys Peace Prize, is this anything

Nothing like being seen as just a sex toy. Jokes on them - I can drink a pot of coffee and fall asleep. Let's hear it for ADHD. Jail for all of them. You put something in my drink without my okay and we have a major problem.

The Shadow Government is not able to perpetrate any conspiracies because of constant shadow partisan bickering.

opened. I taught kids who were below grade level in math (4th grade) and I saw their frustration. We would have a celebration when they got a new concept. They began to enjoy math. Imagine the self confidence a kid would have just being able to handle algebra and geometry. Let alone calc. 2/2

Old gen x here. Early 70s stuck on "block L": fractions. Teacher didn't help. We were on our own & as you learned you moved to the next block. Math became my enemy. None of my teachers taught the concept. It wasn't til I went back for a 2nd degree that it all made sense. It was like a door 1/

Snow zoomies.

#Taxes #Filing
The more you know

“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”

- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895