Brian Neuharth

Old commercial, but definitely remember this bullshit:

tshirt time

Now that I've heard about it....no

Love when our idiot president does the "7th grader who didn't read the assigned chapter" bit on national tv.

Christ, this is an honest take. Schumer failed. DT got the BBB and Dems lost all leverage.

It's win/win for DT: let Vought do whatever with funding and HR *with a shutdown excuse* or Dems agree to funding, but Vought claims the unitary executive fiction and still does whatever he wants.

The Berenstain Bears Talk to CPS

(cough) (cough)

Weird that the dad is the one being taught a lesson on tolerance, not the kids as a surrogate for the intended audience. Unless the real lesson of the book is "6 year olds can teach their parents not to be racist."

Time can mean an instant, day, month, year. Who can really know anything of substance, you fools. *walks into the ocean wearing a heavy coat*

Endorses the guy that lost the primary and is running as an independent. Hope someone primaries Suozzi if he's not interested in the electorate's choices.

Can the judge sanction the cop with an unmodified 1996 Dodge Neon? With a horn that sounds like a baby crying?

What's next, bumper stickers that send me into a low-blood sugar road rage? WHAT IF I HATE COLDPAY AND DIE?

Sigh - the pettiest people, always the victim of horrors great and small.

That guy in Midland Tennessee is still in jail pending an early December hearing on motion to reduce his $2M bail. For posting a "terroristic threat": a meme that had a Trump quote about school shootings.

I feel like cutting interest rates is more likely to help wealthy corps and ppl looking for cheap money more than poor folks trying to buy bread. This is such a stupid chess board full of Trump's unforced errors and bad policies.

All your apes! GONE

There's an episode of Lazarus with an AI cult.

a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a device that says u.s. air force ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a device that says u.s. air force

Nanomachines, NEO!

Johnson doesn't know anything about this. And he'll hear about it for the first time at some presser tomorrow. But he's been very busy doing pressers and doing oversight of essential govt work like restoring Confederate statues.

Hits you with a twist in two sentences. We don't have Bryan Garner on BS, but we have a @bryangarner.bsky.social

The website crashed faster than a Tesla

This dude would flunk a 6th grade civics exam even before making this comment.

an orangutan is standing next to a man in front of a stone building . ALT: an orangutan is standing next to a man in front of a stone building .

TRUCKMONKEY (1978)

One easy, practical use: internet tough guys and COVID lockdowns giving everyone main character syndrome.....some people might benefit from cathartically writing an initial email, then ask it to revise.

"'Hey, asshole' is an unnecessary salutation for disputing a utility charge."

I can't put coins in them. They were very clear about that.

Seeing arrest records for John Keyboard, Daffy Duck, and a Counter-Strike player model from 2003.

Yeah, but for the emperor

The company was always propped up by the marketing of some tech visionary rather than the fundamentals. The stock price was based on speculative tech. If they drop the facade, they lose the brand narrative. No way a board member with stock is willing to take that financial hit.

I like memes, streaming, and online games, but I will happily deposit physical checks at the bank and send snail mail if this is the price of having the internet exist.

Just appoints himself to SCOTUS. Hey, wait. No. No, I was joking!