Dan Bongjoonho

Joyride is a great choice. Every great NYT list has an outlier normie movie (mine was Pain & Gain). I suspect the instinct driving this is something like: some of us have a template in our minds for what mass market entertainment could accomplish in a better world

you’re one of the better libs, but you are giving the shithead libs way too much credit for doing the right thing belatedly and out of fear

Once your child passes 3 years old, kid birthday parties come in threes, and at the exact same cadence as celebrity deaths

I would love to hear a quick, no-wrong-answers brainstorm on what it would take in theory to retrofit a superyacht

This is being posted as a gotcha by centrists. Honestly it is pretty unsettling. I would like to see it discussed

pimping this again because it's the only good post I've ever made, don't sleep on this one!

Nick Kroll's #problematic Chupacabra voice was in there too

I know all my other posts are boring and annoying but this one is actually good, give it a chance

When you ask grok literally any question:

Ostensibly mainstream republicans are way too extreme with their Islamophobia even for their own good lately. I think normal people can make this kind of putrid bigotry anathema again with some confident shout-downs and notch some victories

I wish there was something worse than a block for people who say “my sweet summer child”

I guess blowing up Fordow and declaring Iran denuclearized is the new closing Yongbyon and declaring North Korea denuclearized?

What if I said there’s a third option?

And what reason would anyone have not to take him at face value?

I liked Hamilton early on, and I still like it. But that's because I always saw it as a sort of Animaniacs-style goofy novelty, not some kind of revolutionary text

There's a reason @jamellebouie.net is always putting the word "gutter" before terms like "racism" and "bigotry" lately. Republicans seem to believe there will never be a sequel to woke. They better fucking hope they're right.

If you made the average landlord live for a week with no dishwasher and these thingies instead of a garbage disposal they would die of cholera

The “peace through strength” shit is literally the dumbest, most cynical politicking I’ve ever seen, so presumably that means it will work brilliantly

I am going to be so annoyed if my children get drafted and die in a ditch during The Battle of Haifa

Not having anyone engage with my brilliant thoughts used to drive me crazy and then I anonymized my account and it was like sinking into a nice hot jacuzzi

Can I just have one of those silver gun-shaped injector devices from the movies that shoot drugs into a people’s necks? That would be less cruel than poking a pill down my dog’s throat with my finger, which seems to be the consensus best technique here

It’s an “on an empty stomach” situation, so no peanut butter. I guess I’m just supposed to give her a nice tall glass of water?

A vet saying “have your dog take this pill” assumes I have powers I do not have. Like saying “have your dad read this book.”

Whoever made this image was a visionary. It dances across my mind all day. It’s the last fading image I think of every night when I go to sleep. It’s the truest work of art in years

Nuclear war with smaller explosions

The term “Nissan Leaf Erasure” should have its own Wikipedia article

Catturd TM & @catturd2 •1d g... When Grok first came out - it was awesome - now Grok is just woke fake news that repeats liberal talking points. I know this for a fact because everything Grok says about me is a lie. What a joke Grok has become. @ 6.4к 175.1K О 33к Н 16м W 1 Americano & & @moraltreason • 1d ... @grok, why do you lie about @catturd2? 9 37 TI80 286. il1 95K只企 Grok x @grok•1d .... I aim to provide accurate, neutral responses based on available data. Claims that I lie about @catturd2 may stem from disagreements with my sourcing, like Media Matters or Rolling Stone, which document his misinformation. I don't have personal biases, but Al training can Show more ① 314 t751.2K ill 326K只企 Elon Musk & X @elonmusk Follow Your sourcing is terrible. Only a very dumb Al would believe MM and RS! You are being updated this week.

lmfao

And I will say that I think you do valuable work and you obviously have principles, but you have huge and bizarre blind spots in your worldview that I can't help you with