Mark Janello

YouTube video by The History Place American troops blow up the symbol of Hitler's Reich (1945)

there's a fine American tradition of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ll3...

Arial view of the British Museum.

I mean if you're going to round up the usual suspects, the British Museum.

"The guy" hahahahahahhaha amazing

From the WhitePeopleTwitter community on Reddit: F***ing Dennis. Explore this post and more from the WhitePeopleTwitter community

is that you, waiting for Dennis?

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENNIS"

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more nonsense to be found here:
ball-so-hard-conservatory.tumblr.com

A famous movie still from "The Sound of Music", but with revised and improved text of the "Doe, a deer" song: Do, a note to follow Ti, Re, a note to follow Do, Mi, a note to follow Re, Fa, a note to follow Mi, Sol, a note to follow Fa, La, a note to follow Sol, Ti, a note to follow La, That will bring us back to Do! (repeat ad nauseam)

I always loved the line "La, a note to follow Sol" in the Sound of Music "Doe, a deer" song, but they really missed the follow-through on that, so here is the improved version:

yeah, those initial drooping pics made it look like something pretty severe was going on

switched to the next size up makeup trowel

calling cable news, "O Stewardess, I speak 1337!"

and they're making us come up with new terms to describe the last out -- walk-off, the 'stand-around-off' and now the 'caught-stealing-off' -- nice work, O's

LOL Orioles with another "walk-off" -- last time was a "stand-around-off" and now a "caught-stealing-off"

Short cleansing video I took on a walk last spring.

I've never said this before but I promise it's worth it in this case: sound on.

"But doctor, I AM local oaf"

"But doctor, I AM local oaf!"

That's the one that is canons all the way through, yes? A great piece.

LOL he got his wish! History was made at Camden Yards tonight!

lol the Os won the game, if you weren't watching

you do have to feel for the Dodgers pitcher that lost a no-hitter with two outs in the ninth (and the O fans gave him a nice ovation), but also

lol

hahaha Orioles, completely absurd

Tom Lehrer told us satire was dead when Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize. Well, the Atlantic just dug it up, electroshocked it a few times to make it twitch, and then killed it again.

that is sublime

mmmm opposite propriety lozenges

lol and be ready for classic 'herb source' woo woo verbiage ("Echinacia will TONE YOUR UTERUS").

I got it from an online herb place, Penn Herb, in bark chunks. It is a problem to filter it -- I used Chemex filters and it still took days to filter. You can get powder as well but I think it's even harder, and you want to get it all out so you don't over extract.

I've made and really enjoyed homemade tonic water, but there's a real risk (with homemade) of quinine poisoning, so maybe not: jeffreymorgenthaler.com/how-to-make-...

it's the original "Jesuits's Bark" to ward off malaria (they learned from the natives in South America)

actual Mozart says "Leck mich im Arsch" to those chowderheads

well shit I spelled stegosaurus wrong, Thagomize me

Venn diagram with 4 circles: Horns in the Front, Asshole in the back, Asshole in the front, Horns in the back, which intersect with the 4 possible options: "cow", "orchestra", "stegosaurus", and "K412, K417, K447, K495".

I forgot I had one more Venn diagram, this one with FOUR circles, expanding on the old joke, "Q. What's the difference between a cow and an orchestra? -- A. Well, a cow has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

oh yes, step on snek

"AI IS NOT SLOP! AI IS WHAT SLOP EATS!!"

there, am I doing it right?

your alt text made me cackle "someone has given it paper legs"

"someone" hahahahahah