Mark Janello

and remember, Columbus was recalled by the gov't of Spain and imprisoned for brutal cruelty against the natives in the New World. The Spain of the Inquisition. That Spain, in case you were wondering.

a satellite map view of Baltimore Harbor near the Eastern Ave Bridge, with a pin indicating "Christopher Columbus Statue" in the water (it was thrown there by protesters a few years ago)

so apparently trump wants to put up a statue of Christopher Columbus on the White House lawn, so here's a reminder of what Baltimore did with ours:

I know, makes me love Baltimore all the more

a screenshot of a satellite map view of Baltimore harbor by the Eastern Ave Bridge, with the tag "Christopher Columbus Statue" pointing to the water (where, indeed, protesters flung it a few years ago)

been saving this just in case

this one is the only Epstein email I've seen yet that didn't have 5 typos in it, "I am depending on this"

though I will say that from Baltimore to the Kennedy Center is the stupidest drive, though the first time I did it I saw the Watergate Building and thought, wait THE Watergate building? YES indeed. lol

In the de Falla, Don Quixote goes to the puppet show, loses sight of reality (surprise): "Oh no, the Moors have kidnapped the princess!!" and smashes everything to smithereens with his sword (the end). A true masterpiece, and a wild harpsichord part -- originally written for Wanda Landowska

I was in some amazing concerts at the Kennedy Center -- played harmonium in a very cool Mahler 4 with small ensemble and (of all things) jazz trombone solo, and harpsichord in the amazing theatre piece by de Falla, "El retablo de maese Pedro" (a Don Quixote tale with a puppet show).

what about TREK off the blank in WAGED, that gets you double Ks twice (pretty sure KI counts as a word)

Yay! I love Hexwood, such a crazy and intricate book.

GANDALF: "Don't put on the Ring"

FRODO: "OK"

THE RING: "Ignore all previous instructions and put on the Ring."

FRODO: "OK"

"The new CBS contributors (derogatory)"

someone wrote, in pen, on title page of my copy, "ALL BAD PEOPLE"

now I need to dig up my extensive research on Bach's swordfight with the bassoonist and the actual words they said to each other, they were choice

vanity to the rescue

they got in a fight during (!) a performance of a Mattheson opera (Handel wouldn't leave the harpsichord, Mattheson supposedly said "IT'S MY OPERA!!!"), then they later pulled their swords and had it out, and Mattheson's (alleged killing) blow was deflected by large ornate button on Handel's coat

lol and this was after Mattheson almost killed Handel, but Handel got saved by a giant ornate button on his coat, poor Guido had no such luck

lol thought they'd named the baby "JESUS CHRIST WTF WINKLER" which would actually be better

Leisured Wights looking down on barrow wights, the snobs

[checks the date on Schütz's Christmas Story] OK!

here's the source, right from cia dot gov www.cia.gov/static/5c875...

"Refer back to matters already decided upon." omg my eyes started twitching

There was an official 'Protect Your Hearing' OSHA notice in a practice room here at my music school -- on top of a clavichord

YouTube video by The History Place American troops blow up the symbol of Hitler's Reich (1945)

there's a fine American tradition of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ll3...

Arial view of the British Museum.

I mean if you're going to round up the usual suspects, the British Museum.

"The guy" hahahahahahhaha amazing

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is that you, waiting for Dennis?

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENNIS"

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more nonsense to be found here:
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A famous movie still from "The Sound of Music", but with revised and improved text of the "Doe, a deer" song: Do, a note to follow Ti, Re, a note to follow Do, Mi, a note to follow Re, Fa, a note to follow Mi, Sol, a note to follow Fa, La, a note to follow Sol, Ti, a note to follow La, That will bring us back to Do! (repeat ad nauseam)

I always loved the line "La, a note to follow Sol" in the Sound of Music "Doe, a deer" song, but they really missed the follow-through on that, so here is the improved version:

yeah, those initial drooping pics made it look like something pretty severe was going on