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YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit Half Man Half Biscuit - It's Clichéd to Be Cynical at Christmas [Official Audio]

Last reskeet made me think, maybe I should do a daily "advent calendar" thread of not-awful Christmas songs. I will include Slade, Wizzard, and McCartney because they're amazing, but few of the other played-to-death ones.
Day 1 is of course Half Man Half Biscuit

Dave Grohl, throughout the years.

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

This thread is so very important

I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):

Wow.

There some big Country Joe McDonald energy going on here.

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

For real, when it happened and we were all screaming from the rafters at how NOT OK that was I would have *loved* to have had such a perfect comparison to show 😂

The best thing I’ve seen on the socials lately is that right-wing post of Mamdani putting his hand on his heart and then waving to the crowd, comparing it to Musk… when all it does is validate how obvious it was that Musk was doing a N*zi salute

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

[Ad Agency]

BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots

ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown

MCDONALDS: nice

BURGER KING: love it

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

In some ways, the regime half-assedly tearing off part of the White House without regard for construction protocols might have more of an impact on the offline folks than the past ten months.

Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Optometrist: Your glasses are ready

Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance

Album and record player playing Rufusized by Rufus featuring Chaka Khan

Happy Sunday, folks. Let’s boogie

sherman, for the love of god!

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

A frosted windshield where I’ve scraped the words “FUCK ICE”

I just couldn’t resist. Wakin’ up in the morning with revolution on my mind… (but with puns)

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

just guess

He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he

There is no measured way to say what I am about to say.

If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court.

I do not say this lightly.

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon

The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions

Now this is Content

News › World News › Donald Trump Disappointed Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein

Shhh let them cook

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.

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