Darryl Heater

Last night I found out how Leafs fans must feel. I don't... Like... It.

Are we seeing now why relying on gigantic tech monopolies is a bad idea?

AWS down last week, now it's Azure's turn.

AWS decided that an outage would be the perfect birthday present for me at work today. Thanks AWS! 😑

I'm really excited about the Habs this year. Can't wait to see how the season plays out.

New idea for meeting women: read smuttty romance novels in a coffee shop. Ladies love to talk smut right?

I'm currently speedrunning learning Azure and its pipelines. My brain hurts.

AI is the next dotcom bubble.

I can't try to learn too many things at once. I can't be an expert at everything. I can, in fact, pay people to do some jobs for me.

... I'm gonna learn to repair all small home electronics and appliances.

Sigh... How did we get on this timeline?

Ok #AEW stans I'm here let's see what this is all about

So we gonna talk about that Smackdown ending or what? Oooooof. What a botch.

I never knew being a spiteful homeowner who hates the "keeping up with the Jones'" mentality would be so cathartic.

Parent/neighbour/whomever: "Hey Darryl, your grass is looking pretty long."

Me: "Oh yes thanks, I wait another week to cut it whenever it's pointed out. Waiting to see if anyone dies."

Spoilers: no one has died... But I HAVE cut my grass way less this year. We call that a win.

I'm tired, boss... Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.

Gonna see if my hotel has it!

Ok, I want to start watching non WWE stuff. Should I start with AEW? ROH? There are just too many options lol

Your opinions don't HAVE to be a core part of your identity. They can change based on new information. In fact, they should! That's how we grow. It feels like we've forgotten that a little bit.

I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!

I have no doubt there are going to be fully AI generated movies coming before we know it.

I think those squirrels feed you, not the other way around.

My God I hate this timeline.

Bruh

Alright wrestling folks. I've been back into the WWE since early this year, but it's time to expand my horizons.

AEW? ROH? TNA?

Where should I be looking next?

Maybe the thirst trap wore off at halftime.

And then he runs in a TD. Are you still alive after watching this?

I'm a little afraid of a good Bears offense.

Well now you're just giving them ideas

Someone please tell DJ Moore that my fantasy team is really counting on him this year.

It's fun to hate on the Lions, but their fight song is a straight banger