Sean, Keystone species (discordus grungler)

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SO LIKE, IN THAT ONE EPISODE OF TOTALLY SPIES (A KIDS CARTOON) dID ANYONE ELSE GET A BONER AS A KID BONER WHEN THE RED ONE GOT REALLY FAT?

there ain't no way, that's 2 different people

because it like doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but yeah that's dumb

ted cruz anime naturals

Elaine with Seinfeld with a mouthful of foam

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Crab rave queued up

my last ex was a huge duggar obbessivist

what a fucking callback. insane shit

feels like today is a "post crab rave on the alt" kind of day because I do not want to hear from anyone on bluewave bluesky telling me that "well cheney hated trump, so..."

how does it feel to peak so early in life

dick cheney was a racist who oversaw the illegal capture and subsequent torture of people, and also destabilized multiple countries in the middle east because their land had oil.

He also shot a guy and just like got away with it.

up to the great hunting lands in the sky*

*the fiery pits of whatever imaginary hell he has cooked up in his head that let him commit atrocities against people all over the world

is this the movie that inspired the judy hopps abortion comic

hand punching through a pipe with water effects

using the bidet at your friends house be like

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon but only for rectums

bath bombs

bestie i keep it clear 100% of the time. this is an efficient machine that turns water into slightly warmer water.

this is foul

my favorite set in the last 3( counting 4 with avatar) is Edge of eternities, and it was fucking trampled by Final Fantasy, Spider Man, and now this. And then we have the spoilers of fucking Turtles, and only Lorwyn and Strixhaven MAY catch my attention and it's another year passed.

this is, almost entirely, why I'll never be a "content creator" regarding magic. the company that makes it (and I specify company versus people, game design does great work) makes me want to grow hair just so I can pull it out and that likely won't change.

i will always love the people that i've met from this game, and I will always love playing with cardboard and playing the game itself but fucking hell i wish they stuck to magic if only so I didn't feel like there was fucking homework before every set. It's too much.

i hate to echo the sentiment of the worst shit-ass magic players you hate, but fucking christ i don't need yet another god damn ip in this fucking game. i don't want it! there's only 2 IP's I would fold for and neither is going to happen and i just want it to stop!

i could not care less about avatar magic if i fucking tried, and believe me i wanted to like it

but good god almighty I play commander and there's already so god damn many legendaries, I don't need more

it's too much, it will always be too much. and it'll never stop until Magic or I die.

well i definitely think it was the burnout and the time away from the wife because my crops are THRIVING 6 weeks after this post

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