primalignity

Going overseas to wave my evil empire flag in front of 500 people.

You won't remember the Lindsey Vonn culture war stuff in a year.

They're Hiroo Onoda.

Arrested for bringing luge gloves through TSA.

Every 2 years millions of people pretend to follow the world skiing championships or who the best pole vaulter is. Stop lying.

Alizée - Moi... Lolita good song. Not translating the lyrics.

Your wife's pussy tastes like sweet maple syrup - Canadian Vic Mackey

I've seen IDF soldiers die with more dignity than the NFL Pro Bowl did.

The Washingtom Post has been destroyed 10 times at this point. Does it really need another funeral?

Amtrak passengers are inventing new and extremely wet forms of coughs.

The "they're destroying books for AI" thing is funny because people seem to think a book is sacred and should exist forever once printed.

Rich people look so scary man.

The Grammy award for best TikTok song goes to Bonr.

The most pressing story on BBC right now is about the Beckhams. Nothing else going on in the world.

I haven't seen a sidewalk in 8 days does that count?

Now I understand what good snow is lol. Used to the ice fest. Stay warm.

The 3000 Year Pedoreich also known as "The West."

Oatmeal, is an investment in the future.

I would love to wrap a lithium battery around one of my fingers.

They had to hold our son back in Beast 3 because he couldn't pass his Labubu Final. All his friends are in Beast 4 or 5 now.

Let him who has understanding reckon the number of Mr. Beast.

🎶 Oh oh evacuate the cuck chair 🎶

Guy on the city subreddit asking for the "best entry level Uzbek spot" for his "naive white family" of 8. Why would you approach life like this?

I've given up on using my car until April. It's part of a snow bank now. At least no one can steal it.

They salt like crazy there.

Anal Cunt - I Read Your Newspaper and it Turned Me Gay

The DL Friar

Millions of southerners are gassing up their cars so they can go 55 in an ice storm this weekend.

*one of like 6 people on earth who can threaten other countries with nukes*

"Look at my cool sunglasses. My wife is a pedophile. Please stop being mean to us."

Every quarterback loves god but god only loves 2 quarterbacks every year.