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Latest posts by primalignity.bsky.social on Bluesky

It starts with a Z

11.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's awesome they sent a 19 year old to wander around Dupont Circle at 3 am until he got mugged so they could deploy a bunch of weekend warriors to beat up black people.

11.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey remember when The Onion was actually funny?

11.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't hear about secular humanism anymore.

09.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rockin with Dokken

08.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Short people love telling you to round up to 6' because they dont understand what it's like up here.

06.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't say the Z word!

04.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to ignore the 12th manufactured crisis that's happened this year. Wake me up when we're pretending to invade someone again.

01.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Of course Season of Piss is advertising on Twitter.

31.07.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carpal tunnel is a bitch

31.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Jesus preached in the synagogues

31.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The censorship stuff is bad but it's also funny that a bunch of baby cartoon enthusiasts are going to have to tell YouTube that yes they are actually 35.

31.07.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

State media is reporting that it is hot as fuck out.

30.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An πŸ‘ attack πŸ‘ on πŸ‘ diaper πŸ‘ furries πŸ‘ is πŸ‘ attack πŸ‘ on πŸ‘ all πŸ‘ of πŸ‘ us πŸ‘

26.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can do that and retweet my vore OCs

25.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you like to see a very hairy man wearing a diaper

25.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Discover page is a complete wasteland of the above, accounts you vaguely recognize from 2018 Twitter, and YA writers pointing out that Trump is orange.

25.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck can I see less furry porn and bondage roleplay accounts on Bluesky the nothing app?

25.07.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I wipe everything.

25.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just uploaded my ID to the doxxing app hope I dont get doxxed.

25.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never played Elden Ring and yet I'm constantly thinking about whether I have 45 minutes to kill in a Nightreign run. Can't put it down.

25.07.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dice hasn't launched a good Battlefield in 9 years but don't worry guys this time it'll be different.

24.07.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Grok at the Devil

24.07.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to my third teammate but I'm not staying in a Nightreign lobby with someone named "Jim Crow Laws".

24.07.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand the Guardians of the Galaxy guy is making a new DC universe and apparently these are important characters to someone. Also Superman has a dog? I've only seen Super Friends. They should make another Batman movie.

23.07.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never liking DC has me wondering why anyone knows who Mr. Terrific and Ultraman are.

23.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Switched to the audiobook for the 10th book in this series and I'm getting pissed off at everything I've been mentally mispronouncing.

23.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#RIPDio

22.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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