primalignity

Most chudded out Olympics announcers:

1. All snowboarding
2. Men's hockey

Yeah but you get to see shriveled penis sometimes.

Scandal in the doubles luge community as one Olympian lets slip that the bottom never gets a boner. "It's too cold."

Yo mama so fat she closed the airspace over El Paso on February 11th, 2026.

Peacock Gold Zone is so bad lmfao.

The Italian Choke Job happening in curling rn. Tap in.

The teen appropriate Discord experience is just constantly getting bombarded by O9A brainwashing by your assigned FBI agent.

If you do a USA chant you are an actual monkey.

The chuds are coming around to the correct policy of rooting against Americans in any international competition.

Josh Allen couldn't reach this shitter bowl time to retire buddy.

Introducing OpenAI for Millenials

After a nice weekend of alpine athletic feats turn your attention to the Chud Bowl.

Going overseas to wave my evil empire flag in front of 500 people.

You won't remember the Lindsey Vonn culture war stuff in a year.

They're Hiroo Onoda.

Arrested for bringing luge gloves through TSA.

Every 2 years millions of people pretend to follow the world skiing championships or who the best pole vaulter is. Stop lying.

Alizée - Moi... Lolita good song. Not translating the lyrics.

Your wife's pussy tastes like sweet maple syrup - Canadian Vic Mackey

I've seen IDF soldiers die with more dignity than the NFL Pro Bowl did.

The Washingtom Post has been destroyed 10 times at this point. Does it really need another funeral?

Amtrak passengers are inventing new and extremely wet forms of coughs.

The "they're destroying books for AI" thing is funny because people seem to think a book is sacred and should exist forever once printed.

Rich people look so scary man.

The Grammy award for best TikTok song goes to Bonr.

The most pressing story on BBC right now is about the Beckhams. Nothing else going on in the world.

I haven't seen a sidewalk in 8 days does that count?

Now I understand what good snow is lol. Used to the ice fest. Stay warm.

The 3000 Year Pedoreich also known as "The West."

Oatmeal, is an investment in the future.