Brit.

Bachelorette party in Florida! Getting sunburnt on the beach, and snorkeling at Egmont Key. 🐬🌴🐚

WOW! AOC and Bernie Sanders just held the Biggest political event in Denver since Obama 2008.

Absolutely fantastic.

Well that was certainly one of the coolest birthday dates l've ever been on. Hearing a live quartet play the most iconic songs from Tolkien and George R.R.
Martin universes was nothing short of magical.

Papaya! Yuki!! Williams! Oh my! What a quali!

re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

Thank you very much!

Thank you!!

Thank you!!!

It’s my birthday today, the sun will set a little bit later tonight, and it’s the last Sunday without formula one. Let’s fucking go.

First of all Netflix, how DARE you not include Alex Jacques’ iconic commentary on Leclerc’s win at Monaco. You suck.

Well that’s not helpful Dave! 🤣

They’re perfume samples lol

Guys help me narrow this down to three for my sample set please 🫶🏼

A photo of a very cute brown dog with big brown eyes.

She hides her ears for photos.

Flights in the Caribbean turning away from Starship flight 8 debris.

The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Bangin.

Simply lovely. Mario & Luigi.

Your house is like giant though lol. Our three bedroom townhouse is not! 🤣

Last month I was appalled at my $345 electric bill. This is first house we’ve lived in with electric heating. So I bought window treatments, draft stoppers, kept the furnace at 68°F & dropped it to 66°F at night.

This month it’s $357. So literally nothing I did helped AT ALL. What the actual fuck.

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

In the UK and America we are witnessing an openly anti-science, ideologically motivated gaslighting campaign to reclassify people who suffer from mental illness as weak-willed whiners and malingerers.

I booked what was classified as a “high floor” hotel room for my trip to Arizona in May.

Any normal person: That must be because of a scenic view!

Me: It’s to escape the scorpions.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Tell ya what, winter, I pretty fucking tired of waking up every morning with a bloody nose.

I already sleep with a humidifier directly in my goddamn face. It’s not helping.

No, because they have no idea any of it is happening. Just a vague sense that stuff is getting done.

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.