Arlo

These unregulated weight loss drugs need to get out of my fat fucking face before I start windmill kicking everyone

2024 - NFTS 2025 - Al 2026 - STEW

Dispatch is in my head in a way I haven't felt wince FF Tactics. I have a full 3D chess map dotting Is and crossing Ts in different save files.

Every time I cough I fart a little

Every time we kiss I swear I can fly

Shouldn't have smoked that fake weed from Ross: Dress for Less.

Moka pot caught me by the neck and threw me into a wall. Good god.

I am a simple creature. I want to know every terrible thing that's happened to anyone who fucked me over for the rest of my life. That's all.

I need everyone to get louder and queerer ASAP

Over the past 5 months I:
Cut my mullet off
Got 3 new tattoos
Got cast in a community theater production
Witch/regular crafted
Started playing video games again

Next I will:
Start voice lessons
More crafting

I finally got my account back after having to get a whole new everything.

The slay, the house, the boots mama amen.

Had one of those most tumultuous weeks I’ve had in a while. Next week better be singing my praises!!!!!

Once I can grow a full beard and start jogging again it’s over for you bitches.

Happy Moms day to people who have to parent their parents.

The dating apps are so dry I’m about to go splash in some mud just to get some depth.

I need a heating pad that’s actually a sleeping bag so I can warm all my aching muscles at once.

I keep giving the Vulcan salute today and it makes me laugh.

You know the depression is winning when I have to bust out the hit phone game Project Makeover.

Do I cut my hair or keep growing out the mullet?

It’s Bandcamp Friday! What artists are you supporting today?

Julie Andrews playing guitar and singing to children in the sound of music

🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

I’m soul exhausted. But it’s drizzling outside and I have a warm blanket. My cat is licking his toes just feet away. Markiplier RDR2 playlist on the tv. Maybe if I rest a little more it will ease.

Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

he’s right and he’s right to say it

Dating is so rough. I’m asking for impossible things like a partner that wants to talk to me and spend time with me Uh *checks notes* l-likes me as a person. God I’m fucked.

One thing I know for sure: my therapist is very smart and I have to rant at her about that next week.

Please. Someone understand how absolutely buckwild it is that I found this at a random goodwill, in pristine condition, for 4 dollars. My high school self is absolutely gone.

STARDATE 420, lfg #smokefleet

Torbek is a Britney Spears stan. You cannot change my mind.

Newest BG3 character is a half Orc death domain cleric called ‘Ornch’. He has a high curly pony and braids his beard. I love him your honor.

My friend commented on the fact that this is the smallest I work 😂 I hate drawing small!