Neil Delaney

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

Balls.

Irish Times headline: "Remain calm, keep time low: What experts advise if 'doorstepped' by the Burke family"

Imagine being such a family of melts that a national paper issues a guide to dealing with you where the advice is similar to that of if you encounter a bear while hiking.

Spice Girls doing their thing in a video, with the words ‘Tonight is the night when two becomes one’, with the 2 and 1 replaced by clock emojis showing 2 O’clock and 1 O’clock, because the clocks are going back tonight, innit.

I need every journalist to point out that even if steen got the finger out and got on the ballot (she didn't), and even if all the spoiled votes would have gone to her (they wouldn't), she would have still come last

Is there anything more boring than listing the turnout figures across all the constituencies?

One for your collection, @electionlit.bsky.social!

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

wonderful writing

Utterly glorious

YouTube video by Global News What is ball lightning? Rare weather phenomenon caught on camera in Alberta

this is wild

I wonder if that statement is available as a pdf file?

I hear you're a Zionist now Brian?

100%. They seem to go out of their way to make it confusing.

Scunt Horpe

Is the Left Right for the Park? Do you want radical socialists to run the Presidency? If Not vote no. 1 Brian lenihan

From the 1990 Presidential Election

Bloody hell, that's an abomination.

They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"

Malachy Clerkin

Catherine Connolly puts the spoon bag in the sugar after stirring her tea.

#SmearTheBejaysus

Catherine Connolly puts the empty ketchup bottle back in the press.

#SmearTheBejaysis

YouTube video by thejuicemedia Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

The notorious @thejuicemedia.com has just helped the Government of New Zealand with a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

Not sure how they got it past Luxon, Seymour and Peters though, OMG!

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#nzpol

An appropriate song choice too considering it's precisely eight lines long with zero subtlety yet people STILL seem to miss the meaning of

Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses

Those who died
Are justified
For wearing the badge
They're your chosen white

Looking for seed funding for my AI led 'stetson hat' start-up.

Where the hell have all these bastarding fruit flies come from?

The reveal I want to see is that Jim Gavin's tenant was CMAT.

Handing in his notice at 11pm on a Sunday might be the first relatable thing he's done this whole campaign.

Where nobody knows your name... Tracing the anonymous faces at the start of Cheers.

Ever wondered where all the Cheers title photos are from? I did. And I've gathered everything I can find into this post. That was fun.

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