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76 Followers  |  187 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.8484

Latest posts by kelpi.bsky.social on Bluesky

Because loads of people screenshot link to and post about his columns every time he writes one that’s a little bit weird

11.09.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prime example

31.08.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prince Harry is also very himbo - not sure of the relative rankings though - is a second son to a king higher or lower than the crown princesses husband? Much to think about

04.07.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 not sure exactly why or how but I’m glad I won

30.05.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lamenters, mint choc chip

30.05.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Not particularly elegant but definitely iconic

29.03.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m goin for the big hundo

17.03.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never!

17.03.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Tell him that brioche buns suck and I don’t like them at all

05.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dog is called maple too!

02.03.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boy always dips his paw in the bowl and has a couple of fancy lad sips before he actually drinks water normal. He’s not a former street cat he’s just weird

27.02.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your most minor malfunction? Mine is that my pinky toenail grows at a weirdly awkward angle and makes holes in my socks

11.02.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baaaaa

10.02.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can make your own guy! Marvelman/miracleman is literally just the product of some British guys deciding they wanted a captain marvel all of their own

28.01.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watchmen is the Half-Life of comics

21.01.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Silvio berlusconi and that pic is the avatar of popular politics guy ettingermentum

07.01.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s inside

06.01.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

31.12.2024 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except for that one time the zombies were real and being controlled by cat people

30.12.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see it being useful for people with barn cats that aren’t all the way feral. I feel like that’s the only significant population of cats that routinely meet all 3 of these criteria

26.12.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He makes good video essays too

24.12.2024 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I game the system by choosing the world’s heaviest human. 0 threat and that’s the largest ape there is

17.12.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to be on the new app what an exciting development

03.08.2023 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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