Kelp

Because loads of people screenshot link to and post about his columns every time he writes one that’s a little bit weird

Prime example

Prince Harry is also very himbo - not sure of the relative rankings though - is a second son to a king higher or lower than the crown princesses husband? Much to think about

🫡 not sure exactly why or how but I’m glad I won

Lamenters, mint choc chip

Not particularly elegant but definitely iconic

I’m goin for the big hundo

Never!

Tell him that brioche buns suck and I don’t like them at all

My dog is called maple too!

My boy always dips his paw in the bowl and has a couple of fancy lad sips before he actually drinks water normal. He’s not a former street cat he’s just weird

What’s your most minor malfunction? Mine is that my pinky toenail grows at a weirdly awkward angle and makes holes in my socks

Baaaaa

You can make your own guy! Marvelman/miracleman is literally just the product of some British guys deciding they wanted a captain marvel all of their own

Watchmen is the Half-Life of comics

It’s Silvio berlusconi and that pic is the avatar of popular politics guy ettingermentum

What’s inside

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Except for that one time the zombies were real and being controlled by cat people

I can see it being useful for people with barn cats that aren’t all the way feral. I feel like that’s the only significant population of cats that routinely meet all 3 of these criteria

He makes good video essays too

Can I game the system by choosing the world’s heaviest human. 0 threat and that’s the largest ape there is

Excited to be on the new app what an exciting development