lindsey

hang tf on you’re telling me javert did all that shitty singing about himself in third person just to off himself??!

who’s this nuzzi person and why does anyone care what books she left on her table to look smart

JD won’t need it when he shacks up with Erikkka anyway

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT in the Zohran Mamdani campaign sign style

I need a very tiny print of this for my desk

how did nicki manage to rhyme “nothing” with “nothing” and somehow manage to make all that money

I feel like I’m doing something wrong

So many weird af dreams lately. Last night I had six eyeballs and all of them needed to get replaced by some sort of automated bot arm in an elevator car that shut off at exactly 8pm when I only had five done so I had to find someone to turn the computer back on so I could get my last eyeball fixed

WHAT THE FUCK

Just know if you ever beat up a Nazi no you didn’t because I saw you clear across town feeding sick nuns and puppies.

does any remember carrots 2012 carrots year we had carrots

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hardly anything is on fleek these days

add an ‘L’ to change the meaning of a movie

Mulholland Drivel

I see this so often. my fellow white women: stop asking POC to answer all your questions.

made a lil friend

to pieces is probably the
worst way to be blown

GET OFF MY (non-existent because what millennial can afford a house with a yard) LAWN

I would like to state for the record that the children who are wearing 2002-era fashion because it’s “vintage” can officially go fuck themselves

Because he can’t read 🙃

Bold assumption that there will ever be another president

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

Why on earth would someone spike a trail with nails?!

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

one of the first school shootings was at my high school, in 1986 before I was even born. also didn’t make national news but definitely affected my tiny rural hometown for decades after. here we are almost 40 years later and still haven’t learned anything.

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