Josh

MLS apparently has its own tush push controversy

GOMS GOMS GOMS

Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening

I love u, Mariners 🥰

I hope they didn’t bribe that ump with Canadian dollars

Seize The Moment Mariners! Carpe Dumpem!

Totally agree. I think one of Brian’s under mentioned strengths is how he hasn’t let his teams devolve to toxic for a decade straight.

Absolutely agree. ROI on getting a generation of local kids to see themselves in this team and drag their families along will pay for itself over and over again for years to come.

Recently @nosaudietis.sounderatheart.com recalled last years vibes as “rancid.” All the same ingredients exist this year (knucklehead mistakes, injuries, bumbling refs, bad luck) but a key reason it’s not the same is Paulie’s aura. Charisma has its own price in entertainment. Pay the man.

If these positions stand this would mean LAFC would likely have to go through the only two teams who beat them both home and away this season, Austin and SD. I’ll take it!

goms goms goms

Current mood:

Go M’s. Carpe Dumpem!

I was 100% this man, tensely rocking back and forth in my living room experiencing a mixture of joyous possibility & utter despair

Almost another disaster after the 85th minute last night. Finished on 2.5 xPoints. Phew.

Tapping the sign bsky.app/profile/benb...

it’s funny when cops admit they are there to protect property, not people, by threatening to quit if they’re asked to prioritize people

Tom was not wrong about the insanity though maybe not in the way he was originally thinking bsky.app/profile/tomb...

GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱

The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!

As someone born and raised in Seattle, it’s nostalgic to think of the low key provincial place I grew up in. Unfortunately Seattle is simply not that place anymore, and hasn’t been for decades. The joke of being irretrievably overrun by Californians now fully an absurd old-timer pathology.

Tacoma absolutely taking the opportunity to light off the fireworks they’ve been keeping for just such an occasion

GOMS

"Why can't you just be normal" meme. Top image has added "Every Mariners Dan" Bottom image has added "Mariners"

This guy might be onto something…

This game is deranged.

Finding and losing my faith on a deeply upsetting loop over here

CALPE DIEM MARINERS!

Contrasted with the news that the UK is seeing a its first precipitous rise in COVID cases in a while this feels like the start of a disaster movie.

It’s entirely possible that in that new @merriam-webster.com language model right next to the definition of “load-bearing” will be a picture of Cristian Roldan.

Jamon's xy comparison has Sounders points total looking about as expected. But looking at win rate for what the ASA algo thinks are Sounders strongest games, when they log 2 xPoints and above, this team's win rate is woeful compared to the League and much worse compared to 2024.