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Midwestern as f@!k! Award winning and Shamus Finalist! Mystery/crime writer of tales involving heroes using humor to cover emotional turmoil. https://linktr.ee/lawrenceallan Newsletter: https://newsletter.lawrenceallanwrites.com/newsletter

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Maybe don't have the data centers?

12.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

12.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4958    πŸ” 1180    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 96

How many agents did it take to get one sandwich throwing maniac?

Any more than one and it’s an embarrassing number for law enforcement.

12.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As one of your constituents, I mean this sincerely: go fuck yourself.

You had the means, but you did nothing. How many of Trump’s nominees did you vote for? How much have you done? Have you really done everything in your power?

I will not be voting for you next time.

12.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do NOT see that happening. I didn't think he had the moves.

11.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts.

11.08.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day, I would've suggested Gray's Papaya.

11.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah... glad I blocked him.

11.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not wrong.

11.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean the Christian nationalists weren't going to stop with Trans people?

Shocking.

11.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Queer Authors Withdraw From Writing Prize En Masse Over Inclusion of Self-Proclaimed TERF β€” Assigned A UK LGBTQ+ writing prize seems to be crumbling as the queer community protests the inclusion of an anti-trans writer on the long list. Trans prisoners in Georgia accuse the state of cruel and unusual...

Mass revolt from queer authors in the UK after a major LGBTQ+ writing prize longlisted a self-proclaimed TERF.

11 authors and 2 judges have withdrawn from the Polari Prize. One of those withdrawals, that of June Thomas, is newly confirmed by our reporter, @evanurquhart.bsky.social.

Read more here:

11.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 510    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 45

It's amazing.

LLMs are the computer from Star Trek. They are the Hal 9000's, and they will kill you.

11.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WTF.

11.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

11.08.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, but there's Bill Paxton right there...

11.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought he was going to say Apollo 13....

11.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Available now at your favorite digital store! Go F@!k Yourself by Lawrence Allan

Unofficially... there are some retailers you can find the ebook at right now...

books2read.com/GFY

11.08.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go F@!k Yourself: A Jimmy Cooper Mystery (Jimmy Cooper Mysteries Book 3) Go F@!k Yourself: A Jimmy Cooper Mystery (Jimmy Cooper Mysteries Book 3) - Kindle edition by Allan, Lawrence. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Go F@!k Yourself: A Jimmy Cooper Mystery (Jimmy Cooper Mysteries Book 3).

Y'all... OFFICIALLY... the new book drops on 8/18... below is a link for pre-orders of the ebook over at the big place...

Paperback link coming soon...

#booksky #mysterybooks #indieauthor

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

11.08.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a techbro thing, failing up? Or a corporate culture thing? I just do not get how if you fail at something, you get hired for more of that same thing...

11.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They are discovering new knees to bend.

11.08.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC, Harry. The President might have raped girls, and you're giving him a pat on the back? WTF is wrong with @cnn.com ?

11.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not all heroes wear capes.

11.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t make me like a billionaire.

11.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FOX isn’t the only one. Other news organizations are pretty much doing the same.

11.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant that had TVs and the news came on. Robin Williams was a huge influence on me creatively. His death still upsets me. I miss his work and humor so much.

11.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Chappell Roan’s album is a pop masterpiece.

11.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it would be important enough to note in the headline: crime is DOWN.

Stop doing the PR for a fascist regime.

11.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop being doing the PR for a fascist regime.

11.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five pages on what they eat, a couple of pages on a mountain they don’t go to and don’t get me started on Tom Bombadil. Fuck that guy.

11.08.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A monstrous act.

11.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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