badger impersonator

it’s that time of the week again

I'm here you fuckass bitch

It's hell yeah brother Friday make sure you tell everyone hell yeah brother

It’s really all just gonna be troubleshooting and plugging holes in everything until I keel over huh

Gave my man some Shardplate

Bro got that Adolin Kholin drip

Everything Is Going Great

open.spotify.com/track/0RLvCk...

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

screenshot of a playlist titled OUTER WILDS NEW YEARS COUNTDOWN in spotify with Final Voyage and Let There Be Light (I was going to do end times but switched to final voyage). I timed the playlist by starting it at 11:57:21 PM so that Let There Be Light would play exactly as 2025 started.

well anyway happy 2025 I did the thing

give a man a fish and he'll blah blah whatever. give him a blowtorch and hELL YEAH

you will never regret owning a blowtorch

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

Stakee

Absolutely adore the Porter album

Last night, we let the Yao talk

me: "Yeah, so no matter the gender, a protracted sniper duel is yuri, just like in fencing."

Ulysses S. Grant who I raised from the dead in order to turn him woke: "I understand, but when the sharks in the sea take one another to pieces, that is...yaoi?"

me: "have you even been fucking listening?"

losing a rap battle so bad i call my lawyer

All of this is so Drake can rap something like "Yuh, look, I took UMG to court to get to the truth about you and me/Tell 'em, Santana" and then Santana does a little riff and it's the worst song you've ever heard

Riff raff??

Always has been

At my last job I knocked a whole coffee onto my work laptop and they had to send me a new one 😭

That hey ily album is so cool

Who’s your favorite ’underrated’ artist?

I’ll start it off.

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fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .