Stetson Banks

What a shot!!

My life coach benched me

This could be the boxing nickname you were trying to come up with.

Shea "Terrible Idea" Serrano

Not much, just surviving!

Wait until this dude finds out about the existence of nighttime.

Ciggy is so cool, I think I'm going to take up smoking again.

As a man who has spent the better part of the last 8 years working on a Butterbean tribute act, I gotta say, I love this idea. We should talk.

While it is true that I put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, it is absolute horseshit to imply that I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

One thing is for sure, no one is going hungry.

Me, when I'm walking home from the grocery store with some eggs and finds out the band 3 Doors Down is playing nearby:

the fireworks started outside and she activated like the winter soldier lol

I don't care about Astrology signs. I don't want to know if you're an Aries Rising or whatever. Tell me your Cowardly Moderate Senator sign. Are you a Murkowski Agonized? How about a Collins Troubled?

I'm a real fat piece of shit mess, but even I read that and thought, "geeze dude, what's wrong with you?"

Anything noteworthy to you about him taking 4 years now vs. taking 5 years next offseason?

“Hello? Yes. I have some horrible ideas to execute. Yes I’ll hold”

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

Doesn't help that he looks like he has the eyes of a demon while delivering this line either:

And then 8 minutes of Thunder talk and close out with a 20 min discussion about the KD trade.

I think the only thing I miss about Twitter is being able to drpo in on Termine every now and then and remind him how big of a dumbass he is. I sure hope a few people reminded him last night.

A moment we'll never forget 🥹

I was thinking same thing and just checked boxscore and he's at 12:57, so he sat for like 90 seconds, but I don't remember that.

Lucas A. Smith

a man sitting on a couch says ya i 'd say that 'll do it ALT: a man sitting on a couch says ya i 'd say that 'll do it

And I was like

My favorite basketball player is very good at playing basketball.

a cartoon character named spongebob is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched

Never a moment of doubt!!

Happy Birthday Dion!!

40 PTS FOR JALEN WILLIAMS

a group of people sitting in a car with a pile of hay on the roof ALT: a group of people sitting in a car with a pile of hay on the roof

Malika Andrews having to sit between Perk and SAS screaming the worst hot takes.

The ESPN halftime show is an abomination.

Thunder fan here. First heard you on your appearances on The Athletic Daily Show's Slam and Jam w/ Andrew and Alex. I've enjoyed you and Samson's breakdowns on this series! Keep up the great work and here's to an exciting game 5 tonight!

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??