Aaron

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

I don't need Copilot to help me write an email because I possess the skill known as "knowing how to write an email".

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

It’s painfully obvious these goons have no idea what they’re doing. And they’ve learned nothing in the past week.

Imagine going to a doctor’s appointment and all hell breaks loose. They cut your seatbelt, and yank you out of your car.

Why is any of this necessary?

The Froot Loops toucan is gay and everyone knows it

Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

Maybe he's a space actor in the Chad Starfighter movie adaptation of the Luke Skywalker story. Like he couldn't afford the rights to the name and it's a direct-to-holonet "inspired by" movie of the week

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

I might need to frame this on my wall

Viral coffee hole

Viral coffee hole

It's just being announced so that it doesn't leak, since the ep doesn't air for like 18 months.

They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

My local cable company told me my Tivo will no longer receive its needed signal type after the end of this month.

It's the cleanest and most ad/annoyance-free interface out there. A sad time.

•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.

Count your blessings.
@theonion.com

Sign outside an oil change shop in Brooklyn that reads BROOKLYN LUBRICANTS

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team

He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

lol come on

Aggies

I think this is K Callen who played Superman's mom on Lois & Clark!?

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here: